if you’re someone who has to wear glasses every day that makes them basically the most important item you own which means you really gotta show those fuckers who’s boss just toss them everywhere and knock them off things and roll over them in bed at least twice a week

Harvester (DigiFX Interactive - PC - 1996) 

shoutout to sonic racing crossworlds for being so visually and auditorily overstimulating that it will instantly clear whatever lethargic depression is overtaking me. I cant be depressed right now. Its lap 3 of kronos island and my car just got sliced in half and covered in nickelodeon slime

i love it when the final song on an album is called something like "goodnight" or "farewell" except for when the beatles did it because they sang about problematic themes and three of them got yhe fourth one pregnant in the early days when they all looked alike and nobody could remember which one it was so they all got abortions just in case

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

He didn’t say that.

you should be able to walk into your local CVS and get your uterus removed for $14.99 bro like I don't even care anymore