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All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

All animals are in heaven except the stingray that killed Steve Irwin

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

Clean holes are over rated #GiveHimPoopDick2k16

there are people you haven’t met yet who will love you

oh my god

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.