eww

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

if i were a dead wife i would want my husband to fag out kinda. i would be fujoing out from hell

Big muscular men being hairless freaks me out a bit it’s giving mutation gmo chicken

they should have leftist infighting as an event at the next olympics

i like the summertime because i feel like i am returning to a version of myself that only exists from may–august but she is always the same person each time and i like being her and seeing the world through her eyes again

İ loved being neglected as a child…………

so much time for research

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

In middle school you were on facebook liking hundreds of pages called shit like "Laying down in my bed = life" now you're 26 and posting shit likr "naptime is amazingly fire" upwards of 5 times a day. just pointing out how some things never leave you

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing