mentalvitamines

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

Gimma ALLAT SHIT

Run it🗣

Please because I want my education and I don’t have money for it

p l e a s e   I do tarot readings for literally a dollar a card <3

Need this.

Of course

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

When owners leave the house, dogs probably think we’re going to one of the few locations they’ve been to before because that’s what they think exists outside the house. We’re all throwing balls at the park without them.

reblog to save a life

This isn’t even satire anymore

I think when jake gyllenhaal said people are controlled by the moon he was right

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life