several crows in a trench coat

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

Jason tiredly, scribbling away: It’s not so bad. You know what they say: Your life is just weeks and then you die.

Why are cishet men like this...

Only good response.

Dick’s not that fond of Jason yet but he’ll get there eventually :))

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

I almost scrolled past this on Twitter

I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

grate white

If they're not overreacting, and the danger is real, then they'll need a level-headed adult in their corner, not another condescending authority figure who doesn't believe them.

sorry about the light mode but this is important also

Some kids who ARE being abused will backpedal too btw, and minimize things. But investigating gives you a chance to assess, and lets THEM know that there are adults who exist, who- even when they’ve done something wrong- still care about their wellbeing more than they care about punishment

headcanon that Kris is rly good at flirting until it’s somebody they actually like

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

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