You Know My Babbling Capabilities Are Infinite

leather is the halfway point between wood and fabric. and wood is halfway between fabric and metal. fabric is halfway between liquids and metal and liquids are halfway between clouds and fabric. having come back to fabric the best kinds are cotton, linen, and rayon. these are just the laws of nature

i just realized this post is basically the 25 year old version of putting all my toys in a row

I'm just farming karma by doing good deeds so when I eat it in 60 years or get stabbed for being snarky in public I can respawn as a foxgirl

Weird light novel title, but okay.

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

Shouldn’t have made it so bouncy then.

This was supposed to be for WAR?

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe

So who’s buying this for me?

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

Reblog if you're a Millennian and do not ever want to be taught anything unless you told it on the cell phone

reblog if this is the first time you’ve heard of this movie