i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

its fucking snowing outside i've never seen snow in my life what is this shit

can you get out of here

ooh thank god

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

#*laminated paper wobbling sound*

beg for your life, tennis boy

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Are clowns patriotic

are you?

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown