Yes My Pussys Green

surely there has to be another option between "churning out 20-episode seasons every year and the actors never see their family or friends and don't have time to do any other job and hate the show at this point" and "maybe you'll get 8 episodes every 2 to 4 years :)"

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

“are u okay?” no i need more money

You can sing OR you can play basketball. You can't do both. Never think that

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

I know people who project movies on the wall instead of having a tv aren’t truly enjoying it like there’s no way it’s not pissing you off that the movie has your wall all over it…..