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*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

bugs

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

okay but what does the rock look like?

yeah okay, that looks like bread

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

Maybe quantum physics is different in a universe where a mob boss built a working supercollider that could create portals to other worlds in 2018