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fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

i heard that guy doesn't have a library card let's kill him

someone stole the fucking youtube to mp3 converter off my car

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue

*visibly hurt* you think my shtick is played out?

Getting stuck in a Groundhog Day scenario would fix me

Whenever I have something copied to my clipboard I can feel it. I feel the weight of it on my mouse

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

Shit that's woodlice again.