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Recent post I saw on facebook-

"My livestock guardian dog barks at things early in the morning, how do I make it not do that?"

I have not responded because I do not have the spoons to be polite today...

Research. The. Fucking. Breed. Before. You. Get. It. Not just how the breed looks and how big it gets, but how it *acts*.

Yes, I have made this mistake myself with Kumo. I learned the lesson first-hand and I'd love for others to NOT have to deal with the extreme frustration of getting a dog that does not at all fit your lifestyle and desires.

But you also have to be prepared for the very behaviours that made you interested in the breed as well.

"I wanted a large, naturally protective dog" ... yeah, and a large naturally protective dog is going to bark. Quite a bit. Because it's being protective. You got exactly what you wanted.

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sial-nawfed

"i mean its good? but why is the cast 80% male" and other friendship-ending feminist killjoy observations

toskarin

oh my god it hurts

toskarin

and it's going to hurt forever

toskarin

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

birdplushie

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

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I genuinely can't even be mad at Team Liquid for losing to T1. They beat EU, they beat DCG. and that's all that was expected of them.

T1 have been the reigning world champions for the last 3 years straight.

Also, I don't know what they were feeding him in China but Peyz is an absolute demon now.

#LYON you're my only hope now #esports #MSI 2026

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ntrider

noncon friendship

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Coworkers

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Your friend’s boyfriend

tlirsgender

Being critical of your interests is sooooo fun when you have the critic gene & then you sound kind of insane to the average tv watcher when you're like "this is my favorite show, It's Racist" & then you try to clarify what you mean & get that [Speech (legendary) - FAILURE] "the racism is really interesting though"

tlirsgender

[Speech (legendary) - SUCCESS] I find the sociopolitical context of pulpy old sci-fi born circa the civil rights movement really fascinating to analyze especially when it was progressive for its time but still reveals the writers' unexamined biases in the subtext

tlirsgender

Now to the untrained eye you might be thinking. Wouldn't you rather watch a show that isn't racist? But that's the fuck of it all, nothing is free of The Context and The Subtext. Everything is lowkey racist. And I like star trek

bumblebeebats

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

dragon-in-a-fez

if I see one more "why age verification is bad" post that doesn't even bother to mention that locking young people out of huge sections of the public sphere - literally the stated goal and primary impact of this shit - is wrong in and of itself I will simply start hitting people with bricks

dragon-in-a-fez

yes yes biometric data privacy blah blah adults can hypothetically by harmed by this too. what about the immediate and deliberate and not at all hypothetical harm to youth. why are you acting like a potential data leak about what your face looks like, which if it ever happened would at least be generally recognised as a problem, is a more serious issue than cutting millions of people off from information and community and public expression which is happening right now in the open with large scale support

dragon-in-a-fez

it's got the stench of fucking "banned books week" on it. thousands of adults congratulating themselves for reading books literally no one is trying to stop them from reading while doing nothing to improve access for the young people who are the ones actually having those books made off-limits to them.

melzezdoor

I just watched Team Liquid vs Karmine Corp

Once again we reserve bragging rights until the next game.

#DIFFERENT YEAR SAME RESULTS BABY #I DONT EVEN GOTTA MAKE A NEW POST ITS JUST TL DOGWALKING KC AGAIN LMAO #League of Legends #MSI 2026 Play-Ins #esports

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promoting my 14k words of cu chulainn analysis once more. i have a phd in lancer fatestaynight that you can read for free right here on my webbed site

parkchanwoohoo

your comment about dirty talk in your mother tongue is so funny bc there was a guy in the neighbouring dorm building at college who would ask his girlfriend “叫我皇帝” during sex. insane to me. im not ur daddy im the motherfucking emperor

Hold on. I am willing to hear him out

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toskarin

can't stop laughing at the idea of someone going on tumblr and searching "deformed erotic visage" hoping to find porn

toskarin

let's all go to tumblr and order the deformed erotic visage. the look on the mod's face will be an ecstatic contortion

tainbocuailnge

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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