...Kiss My Battery...

Just Straightmundo Diaz out here comparing being married to a woman to slowly drowning in a vat of warm chocolate. Totally normal.

Buddie | Mature | In Progress

In spite of his skepticism, Eddie decides to start journaling, following his therapist's advice.

The man gives him a list of 365 prompts and questions to write about each day, to help him untangle the mess his brain has become.

Under the knots, he might find much more than just peace of mind.

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Okay, I might be a little crazy for attempting this and I hope I manage to keep it going, but I've wanted to do a year long writing challenge for ages now, so please bear with me and enjoy the long, long ride! This fic is going to consist of 366 chapters (a prologue and then one chapter per each entry on Eddie's journal). I'm going to be writing and posting one per day (if possible) for a whole year starting today, January 1st, and finishing on December 31st. I'll add tags as needed. This work will be unbeta'd. English is not my first language but hopefully I won't make many mistakes. If you're up for the challenge, feel free to play along with Eddie and write your own answer to each prompt in the comments!

Buddie | 40k | Explicit | Completed

Five years into his job as a phone sex operator, Buck receives an unexpected call from a very confused man. He does everything in his power to help him through his crisis, but ends up creating a crisis of his own.

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What if it was 1998? What if Buck 1.0 was the best phone sex operator in the country? What if S8 Eddie had a sexuality crisis and decided to call a gay phone sex line to try to figure it out? What if they both ended up getting more than they bargained for? What then?

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Buddie | 86k | Explicit | Completed

Eddie's life is in pieces, and it's all his fault. All he can do now is try to fix the only part that matters, so he packs everything up and moves back to a city he had vowed never to return to.

He buys a noisy, run down house to try to build his life back up, but soon enough, he discovers he's not the only one living in it.

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Buddie | 40k | Explicit | Completed

Five years into his job as a phone sex operator, Buck receives an unexpected call from a very confused man. He does everything in his power to help him through his crisis, but ends up creating a crisis of his own.

aka

What if it was 1998? What if Buck 1.0 was the best phone sex operator in the country? What if S8 Eddie had a sexuality crisis and decided to call a gay phone sex line to try to figure it out? What if they both ended up getting more than they bargained for? What then?

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