Camp Camp sentence starters (1x01-1x06)
Iâm not here to make friends. Iâm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents donât want to deal with them.Â
I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.
See, thatâs the sad thing. He still actually thinks that I love it.
Iâm telling you, if we leave now, I can hot wire that bus.
What the gosh darn heck happened?
Well, Iâm certainly not hiding from any authorities if thatâs what youâre thinking.
You are the bane of my existence.
I donât know what kind of operation you think youâre running, but I wonât stand for it!
Oh God itâs coming back - the crippling anxiety and regret.
Do you want to spend the rest of your summer at this godforsaken place or do you want to enjoy the sweet taste of freedom?Â
Remember this face, ___, âcause youâll never see it again!
Imma be real, I just always wanted to drive a bus.
Aw, man⌠That was supposed to kill you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why you gotta put that shit on us? We donât work here.
Sorry everyone, just⌠really overwhelmed by all this friendship right now.
I wanted to spend my summer in an air-conditioned laboratory! Not walking around a future Wal-Mart parking lot!
Nature can be your friend if you just give it a chance!
Uh⌠this looks like the place where teenagers go to get stabbed.
Oh well, I guess we should turn around and go back to live a normal life.
I am your king now! The throne is mine!
I want a vikingâs funeral! Light me up!
Why do you always have to make things weird and complicated?
All thatâs left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed⌠awake! Waiting for tomorrow!
All right, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didnât work, but tonightâs gonna be different.
Iâm not doing this for you. I made a vow.
Why do you keep hitting me?!
That guy literally stabbed me in the back.
Look, ___, thatâs just how the world works. Now, do you want to be socially outcast, or do you want to go get ice cream?
No oneâs too cool to talk to. Even cool kids take giant, uncomfortable shits from time to time. Helps remind you that weâre all equal.
Arenât you all sick of this lowly work?! Itâs time we take control of our lives and fight back! Whoâs with me?!
I am very disappointed in you for this behavior!
This is just like Les Mis! Ah, I love it!
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the hell up. Did you nerds forget who revolutionized this place?! I should be leading you!
Progressive buzzwords canât save you now.
Everyone is so much happier now, thanks to you!
Check out this tattoo. I put it on by applying hot, then cold water.
No fighting! Violence never solves anything!
Someday, youâll learn that no matter how righteous you think your cause is, thereâs always someone bigger to keep you down! And that day is today, and that someone is me.
And thatâs why you should always properly fold and put away your laundry.
Weâre fine. Weâre just having some good old campfire scary stories is all.
Pssh, ghosts donât exist. You die, and then youâre faced with eternal nothingness. Itâs gonna be great.
Do we actually have a detective team name now? Ooh! We need a theme song!
What are you doing here? This is the last place you want to be on a night like this. Real spooky night.
Donât be so naive. This is mild experimentation at best.
Guess that goes to show that sometimes, the only thing scarier than monsters and ghosts⌠is real life.
Weâve got a big day of outdoor activities planned, but as you know the most important start of any day is a balanced breakfast!
I have gone through a lot of planning and preparation to make this day happen. What could you possibly tell me that I donât already know?
Iâve always said, âwhat better way to learn than to teach?â
Come now my friends, let us express ourselves through the glory of MACARONI ART!
Wanna go see how many pudding cups we can fit in our pockets?
Iâd just like to be included for once. I feel like Iâm always just in the background of your adventures.Â
Remember your place, ___! I am in charge today!Â
Oh snap, did someone get murdered?