Please Take A Seat

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Hannibal moaned and nuzzled her mark then sank his teeth into her neck. He could feel himself on the brink he wouldn’t last much longer.

Jil let out a small scream of pleasure as Hannibal’s teeth penetrated her bond mark. She came instantly, quivering in his arms in the throes of powerful passion. Her nails dug harder into his shoulders.

Hannibal moaned as his body spasmed, he was soon following Jill down crying out her name. “Fuck Jill!”

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Hannibal moaned and nuzzled her mark then sank his teeth into her neck. He could feel himself on the brink he wouldn’t last much longer.

This is a real issue that's affecting women in healthcare because transmascs are sold the idea that there's 0 downsides to changing sex marker on our files. This causes transmascs and detrans women to face sexual assault in medical settings, improper medical care, and even death. Why do you believe "you asked for it" is ok when women identify as trans?

There's something that bothers me about the smug "haha, those stupid nurses didn't realize I am female" energy. Maybe they actually didn't realize it, but maybe they did and treated her like she was male anyway because they didn't want to deal with the HR fallout of not playing pretend.

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Hannibal pulled it down enough so his cock was free and he could sink inside Jill. He moaned loudly fucking her quick and hard.

‘Hannibal!’ Jil cried out as her Alpha took her at last, something she’d been wanting him to do the entire concert. He was going far too quick for her to try to meet his thrusts, so she simply took what he was giving her. She clung to him tightly, nails digging into his shoulders.

Hannibal moaned loudly as he started to fuck Jill rough and hard, he wanted her begging and screaming for him. “Mine!”

‘Ah! Yes! Yours, Alpha! Only yours!’ Jil was panting and moaning as Hannibal fucked her roughly. She was loving every second of it. ‘Give me even more!’

Hannibal grabbed her legs and lifted them over his shoulders so he could fuck Jill deeper and faster.

‘Yessss!’ Jil let out a long, low hiss of delight. She could no longer clutch at Hannibal from this angle so she settled for gripping the mattress as tight as she could. She cried out as she was fucked hard and deep, not caring if anyone heard.

Hannibal moaned loudly and kissed her. “Fuck Jill come!” He needed her to come he needed to feel her come around his body so he could knot her.

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Hannibal pulled it down enough so his cock was free and he could sink inside Jill. He moaned loudly fucking her quick and hard.

‘Hannibal!’ Jil cried out as her Alpha took her at last, something she’d been wanting him to do the entire concert. He was going far too quick for her to try to meet his thrusts, so she simply took what he was giving her. She clung to him tightly, nails digging into his shoulders.

Hannibal moaned loudly as he started to fuck Jill rough and hard, he wanted her begging and screaming for him. “Mine!”

‘Ah! Yes! Yours, Alpha! Only yours!’ Jil was panting and moaning as Hannibal fucked her roughly. She was loving every second of it. ‘Give me even more!’

Hannibal grabbed her legs and lifted them over his shoulders so he could fuck Jill deeper and faster.

"boys perform worse in school because there is a lack of male teachers!"

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Hannibal pulled it down enough so his cock was free and he could sink inside Jill. He moaned loudly fucking her quick and hard.

‘Hannibal!’ Jil cried out as her Alpha took her at last, something she’d been wanting him to do the entire concert. He was going far too quick for her to try to meet his thrusts, so she simply took what he was giving her. She clung to him tightly, nails digging into his shoulders.

Hannibal moaned loudly as he started to fuck Jill rough and hard, he wanted her begging and screaming for him. “Mine!”

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Hannibal pulled it down enough so his cock was free and he could sink inside Jill. He moaned loudly fucking her quick and hard.

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Louis nodded rubbing his stomach gently. “Okay, I just wanted to be sure.” He was feeling protective of his baby with so many people around. Armand smiles at him, “everyone will keep us safe.”

‘If you need to sit at any point, tell one of the guards. They’ll take you right back here. But no one is going to push or shove us. We’ll be very well protected, we always have been so far.’ Jil smiled reassuringly at Louis and Armand. Just then, the guards came to escort them into their position down front.

Louis grabbed Armand and Jill’s hands, he was excited but so many people made him a little nervous. Armand squeezed his hand smiling softly, “it’s going to be fun Louis!” They were escorted to the front and in a gated area separated from the crowd.

Jil squeezed back, grinning excitedly. Her heart started to beat faster with anticipation. In their area up front by the stage they were safe. A few fans pointed out Louis to each other, but there was no malice in it.

Armand and Louis cheered when the lights came up. Louis was grinning hardest of all to see his mate up on the stage.

Jil was screaming and cheering too, knowing her shouts were most likely lost in the wall of noise but hoping that Hannibal could hear her all the same. She bounced up and down on the spot, grinning with joy as she took Louis and Armand’s hands. The atmosphere was electrifying.

Hannibal grinned at Lestat and the other bandmates, he knew Jill was right down the front but he couldn’t see her with all the lights and movement but he knew she was proud.

Jil was bursting with pride. Plus Hannibal looked amazing onstage. She knew Lestat was the one everyone was lusting after, but she only had eyes for her sexy Alpha. It was making her slick, seeing him perform.

Hannibal joined in on the chorus getting wrapped up in the electric energy, he was feeling the effects, his alpha pheromones adding to the charged atmosphere.

Jil was jumping up and down now. She could sense her Alpha’s pheromones, knew he was full of hormones and adrenaline. The thought of leaping into his arms after the performance was making her shiver.

Hannibal finished with Lestat, he was panting and covered in sweat as he got swept up with the drama and the hormones. He stood up jumping up and down cheering.

Jil couldn’t wait to get backstage now. She grabbed Louis and Armand’s hands and made a let’s go gesture with her head. The security guards closed in and made them passage so they could head in the right direction.

The other two quickly followed Jill both vibrating with need for their mates. Louis knew Lestat would be on him the second he saw him and he was grinning broadly.

With help from the security guards the three omega were soon escorted backstage. The air was even thicker here with pheromones and arousal. Jil whimpered once quietly, desperately anxious to go and leap into Hannibal’s arms when she could.

Louis saw Lestat and ran to him quickly kissing him hungrily, his body needed his mate. He was drenched as he took his mates hand sticking it between his legs whining.

‘Yes Alpha!’ Jil’s voice was a whine of need. She jumped up into Hannibal’s arms, wrapping her legs around his waist and clinging to him tightly. That would make it easier for him to carry her into the dressing room. From there she didn’t care how he took her, as long as he was finally inside her.

Hannibal was quick, he found the nearest bed to push Jill onto. He kissed her hungrily as he started fighting with his trousers. “Fuck Jill I need you so bad!”

In a 1996 by-election, one of the candidates for Australia's parliament changed his name to Steve Grim-Reaper so he wouldn't get mixed up with other candidates

Update: Thanks to some brilliant suggestions from you all, we have an even better contender - A man who ran in the 1998 federal election named 'Prime Minister John Piss the Family Court and Legal Aid' who received a whopping 183 votes for the party 'Abolish Child Support'. Sounds like a lovely guy.

Honourable mention to this headline from a South African newspaper:

"BRUCE THE-FAMILY-COURT-REFUSES-MY-DAUGHTER'S-RIGHT-TO-KNOW-HER-FATHER"!!!!!

How does this post keep getting weirder.

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Louis nodded rubbing his stomach gently. “Okay, I just wanted to be sure.” He was feeling protective of his baby with so many people around. Armand smiles at him, “everyone will keep us safe.”

‘If you need to sit at any point, tell one of the guards. They’ll take you right back here. But no one is going to push or shove us. We’ll be very well protected, we always have been so far.’ Jil smiled reassuringly at Louis and Armand. Just then, the guards came to escort them into their position down front.

Louis grabbed Armand and Jill’s hands, he was excited but so many people made him a little nervous. Armand squeezed his hand smiling softly, “it’s going to be fun Louis!” They were escorted to the front and in a gated area separated from the crowd.

Jil squeezed back, grinning excitedly. Her heart started to beat faster with anticipation. In their area up front by the stage they were safe. A few fans pointed out Louis to each other, but there was no malice in it.

Armand and Louis cheered when the lights came up. Louis was grinning hardest of all to see his mate up on the stage.

Jil was screaming and cheering too, knowing her shouts were most likely lost in the wall of noise but hoping that Hannibal could hear her all the same. She bounced up and down on the spot, grinning with joy as she took Louis and Armand’s hands. The atmosphere was electrifying.

Hannibal grinned at Lestat and the other bandmates, he knew Jill was right down the front but he couldn’t see her with all the lights and movement but he knew she was proud.

Jil was bursting with pride. Plus Hannibal looked amazing onstage. She knew Lestat was the one everyone was lusting after, but she only had eyes for her sexy Alpha. It was making her slick, seeing him perform.

Hannibal joined in on the chorus getting wrapped up in the electric energy, he was feeling the effects, his alpha pheromones adding to the charged atmosphere.

Jil was jumping up and down now. She could sense her Alpha’s pheromones, knew he was full of hormones and adrenaline. The thought of leaping into his arms after the performance was making her shiver.

Hannibal finished with Lestat, he was panting and covered in sweat as he got swept up with the drama and the hormones. He stood up jumping up and down cheering.

Jil couldn’t wait to get backstage now. She grabbed Louis and Armand’s hands and made a let’s go gesture with her head. The security guards closed in and made them passage so they could head in the right direction.

The other two quickly followed Jill both vibrating with need for their mates. Louis knew Lestat would be on him the second he saw him and he was grinning broadly.

With help from the security guards the three omega were soon escorted backstage. The air was even thicker here with pheromones and arousal. Jil whimpered once quietly, desperately anxious to go and leap into Hannibal’s arms when she could.

Louis saw Lestat and ran to him quickly kissing him hungrily, his body needed his mate. He was drenched as he took his mates hand sticking it between his legs whining.

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Louis nodded rubbing his stomach gently. “Okay, I just wanted to be sure.” He was feeling protective of his baby with so many people around. Armand smiles at him, “everyone will keep us safe.”

‘If you need to sit at any point, tell one of the guards. They’ll take you right back here. But no one is going to push or shove us. We’ll be very well protected, we always have been so far.’ Jil smiled reassuringly at Louis and Armand. Just then, the guards came to escort them into their position down front.

Louis grabbed Armand and Jill’s hands, he was excited but so many people made him a little nervous. Armand squeezed his hand smiling softly, “it’s going to be fun Louis!” They were escorted to the front and in a gated area separated from the crowd.

Jil squeezed back, grinning excitedly. Her heart started to beat faster with anticipation. In their area up front by the stage they were safe. A few fans pointed out Louis to each other, but there was no malice in it.

Armand and Louis cheered when the lights came up. Louis was grinning hardest of all to see his mate up on the stage.

Jil was screaming and cheering too, knowing her shouts were most likely lost in the wall of noise but hoping that Hannibal could hear her all the same. She bounced up and down on the spot, grinning with joy as she took Louis and Armand’s hands. The atmosphere was electrifying.

Hannibal grinned at Lestat and the other bandmates, he knew Jill was right down the front but he couldn’t see her with all the lights and movement but he knew she was proud.

Jil was bursting with pride. Plus Hannibal looked amazing onstage. She knew Lestat was the one everyone was lusting after, but she only had eyes for her sexy Alpha. It was making her slick, seeing him perform.

Hannibal joined in on the chorus getting wrapped up in the electric energy, he was feeling the effects, his alpha pheromones adding to the charged atmosphere.

Jil was jumping up and down now. She could sense her Alpha’s pheromones, knew he was full of hormones and adrenaline. The thought of leaping into his arms after the performance was making her shiver.

Hannibal finished with Lestat, he was panting and covered in sweat as he got swept up with the drama and the hormones. He stood up jumping up and down cheering.

Jil couldn’t wait to get backstage now. She grabbed Louis and Armand’s hands and made a let’s go gesture with her head. The security guards closed in and made them passage so they could head in the right direction.

The other two quickly followed Jill both vibrating with need for their mates. Louis knew Lestat would be on him the second he saw him and he was grinning broadly.

I used to work at a no-kill shelter with a couple of dogs who were essentially just being warehoused there, because they were incredibly dangerous animals who nobody wanted to adopt, but it was a no-kill shelter so they wouldn't euthanize for behavioral reasons. Those dogs were... a lot of things. Happy was not one one them, most of the time. Dogs don't understand why they are the way they are. They don't understand why they're in the shelter. They just know they're miserable and stressed. Even the nicest shelter with the most dedicated staff is still dog prison. Warehousing unadoptable animals for their entire lives is not about the welfare of the dog. It's about human comfort.

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Louis nodded rubbing his stomach gently. “Okay, I just wanted to be sure.” He was feeling protective of his baby with so many people around. Armand smiles at him, “everyone will keep us safe.”

‘If you need to sit at any point, tell one of the guards. They’ll take you right back here. But no one is going to push or shove us. We’ll be very well protected, we always have been so far.’ Jil smiled reassuringly at Louis and Armand. Just then, the guards came to escort them into their position down front.

Louis grabbed Armand and Jill’s hands, he was excited but so many people made him a little nervous. Armand squeezed his hand smiling softly, “it’s going to be fun Louis!” They were escorted to the front and in a gated area separated from the crowd.

Jil squeezed back, grinning excitedly. Her heart started to beat faster with anticipation. In their area up front by the stage they were safe. A few fans pointed out Louis to each other, but there was no malice in it.

Armand and Louis cheered when the lights came up. Louis was grinning hardest of all to see his mate up on the stage.

Jil was screaming and cheering too, knowing her shouts were most likely lost in the wall of noise but hoping that Hannibal could hear her all the same. She bounced up and down on the spot, grinning with joy as she took Louis and Armand’s hands. The atmosphere was electrifying.

Hannibal grinned at Lestat and the other bandmates, he knew Jill was right down the front but he couldn’t see her with all the lights and movement but he knew she was proud.

Jil was bursting with pride. Plus Hannibal looked amazing onstage. She knew Lestat was the one everyone was lusting after, but she only had eyes for her sexy Alpha. It was making her slick, seeing him perform.

Hannibal joined in on the chorus getting wrapped up in the electric energy, he was feeling the effects, his alpha pheromones adding to the charged atmosphere.

Jil was jumping up and down now. She could sense her Alpha’s pheromones, knew he was full of hormones and adrenaline. The thought of leaping into his arms after the performance was making her shiver.

Hannibal finished with Lestat, he was panting and covered in sweat as he got swept up with the drama and the hormones. He stood up jumping up and down cheering.