dilettante. romantic. big dumb nerd.

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

pulled a pole lap directly out of his ass. got quizzed on rules regulations and technicalities and had the absolute time of his fucking life. spent the entire race predicting the strategies of three different cars simultaneously. yabbadabbadoo. t-pose.

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I can't readily identify the yellow one with the heraldic-looking border between Peru and Antarctica but it could well be the Royal Banner of Scotland or some variant of the Walloon flag from Belgium. Either answer raises merely more questions

it is, in fact, the scottish lion rampant. incredible.

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

real women exist btw. why not read or write fic for them?

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place