undone

i dont think you needed to censor out straight person

and i don’t think you needed to name your blog “cuckandballtorture” but here we are, huh

I genuinely can’t argue with that

mega lopunny snapped

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration

turn on ya location and we can talk

Hope you understand sign language then cause all you’re gonna be seeing is hands

U ever just…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep