real meat flavor for your real meat body

i am so fucking bad at video games. but he’s in there. and i have to see him. I Have To

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

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clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

https://www.indeed.com/careers/gods-favorite-sacrificial-lamb

plenty of "girl who looks cute wearing her boyfriend's clothes" content out there but not enough "guy who looks cute wearing his girlfriend's clothes" in my opinion. where's your commitment. where's your bisexuality.

how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists

In theory smoking is like unbelievably attractive. Damn shame about, like. The smell. And the cancer. Ah well, there's tattoos

the evil clown is your sign to get off tumblr and do something else with your day

not me though i’m on mobile

THIS USER IS A FUCKED UP DOG

people who say “I block for spam liking” like damn sorry that you hate joy. Every time someone goes through and likes 3829278 posts on my blog I’m filled with a love and power that you will never know and I pity you