(( It is certainly nowhere near finished but uh- I have a blog for Napoleon over @legrandaigle
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If you wanna follow pls do itll be rp with alot of my memes and info dumping but yes))
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If you wanna follow pls do itll be rp with alot of my memes and info dumping but yes))

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oh to be a servant standing in the background in a Jane Austen novel
the things you would hear
"Mrs. Clay is a trifling ass hoe"
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like âhey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that iâm running him to the stationâ and i asked if he was cute and my dad said âHey, my daughter wants to know if youâre cuteâ and the guy said âi want to say yes, sirâ and my dad started laughing so hard
Listen, Iâm watching the animated Batman series for the first time and I just gotta make a real quick observation.
Millennials are all fucking reckless nihilists, so thereâs definitely that one time in Gotham where Harley and Ivy hold up a bank and some twenty-something pops their head up from the floor like âHey, Miss Ivyâno, donât shoot me, I just have a questionâIâve been trying to grow roses and theyâre just not doing well, Iâve tried everythingâ. Â Batman shows up ten minutes later to Ivy sitting on the floor and having a serious conversation with some random kid about soil nitrogen content and what gypsum content the Gotham area tends to have. Â Harleyâs kicked back on the bank counter playing tiddlywinks with a roll of pennies while the hostages shoot nervous glances at each other and try to figure out if theyâre gonna be shot for getting up off the floor. Â The twenty-something is still lying on their back and Ivyâs sitting next to him.
âHey, Bats,â Harley says happily, and waves to him.
âHello, Harley. Â Ivy, I donât mean to interrupt, but you are doing something illegal here.â
âWe didnât even take any money, now be quiet, Iâm explaining how to acidify soil.â
#I WONDER IF #SCARECROW #GETS STOPPED DURING A HEIST #AND ASKED HOW TO DEAL WITH ANXIETY #PROBABLY BY SOMEBODY WITH A CLINICAL ANXIETY DISORDER WHO HAS MANAGED TO WORK THROUGH THE FEAR TOXIN #TO ASK IF SCARECROW KNOWS ANY OTHER GOOD TACTICS AND METHODS SINCE HEâS OBVIOUSLY NOT AS AFFECTED BY HIS OWN TOXIN #OR IF MR FREEZE GETS CONTACTED BY THE LOCAL ICE HOCKEY TEAM OCCASIONALLY TO CONSULT ON ICE CONDITIONS #I BET CATWOMAN 100% GETS ASKED ABOUT CAT HEALTH #IN A MORE MODERN ERA SHE PROBABLY RUNS A REDDIT GROUP ABOUT HOW TO BRING UP AND TAKE CARE OF CATS IN THE BEST MOST HEALTHY WAY POSSIBLE #LIKE SHEâS BREAKING INTO SOMEWHERE AND A LITTLE GIRL FINDS HER #AND INSTEAD OF SCREAMING THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS CATWOMAN IF SHE KNOWS IF ITâS OKAY TO TRAIN HER NEW KITTEN TO WALK ON A LEASH #BECAUSE THEREâS LEASH LAWS #AND MAYBE ITâS AGAINST THE DIGNITY OF CLEO (THATâS THE LITTLE GIRLâS KITTEN) #BUT ALSO THE LITTLE GIRL FEELS STRONGLY THAT CLEO MIGHT LIKE THE ENRICHMENT OPPORTUNITIES AT THE PARK #AND ALSO THE LITTLE GIRL ISNâT ALLOWED TO LET THE KITTEN GO AROUND THE HOUSE BY ITSELF #WHICH MEANS IT GETS STUCK IN THE LITTLE GIRLâS BEDROOM #AND SURE THE BEDROOM IS THE SIZE OF A THREE BEDROOM APARTMENT #BUT STILL⌠#CATWOMAN HAS THOUGHTS ABOUT CATS ON LEASHES
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The Penguin canât get away with shit anymore because every time he tries something thereâs some millennial or gen z nearby who has been waiting for their opportunity to drop-kick a capitalist
Riddler never gets a chance anymore either cause theyâre crowdsourcing solutions to riddles as fast as he comes up with them, and itâs taking him longer to do that cause the pedantic little bastards are making some good arguments regarding multiple solutions
The Joker retires because someone keeps posting âJoker Cringe Criminalâ videos (it may or may not be one of the batchildren no one can prove anything)
playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd
two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

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I for one find it HILARIOUS that non-french authors talk about paris as though it was the most beautiful city in the world (the architecture,,,,,,the history,,,,the cafes,,,,LA VILLE DE L'AMOUR) and meanwhile French authors are like WAS THERE ONCE I'M NEVER GOING BACK TO THIS SHITHOLE AND YOU SHOULDN'T EITHER
Having the whole world just in looove with Paris because they think it's sooo romantic while the majority of France hate that fucking city with a burning passion will never not be funny to be me
Do you know how I can access Bertrandâs diaries?
I bought a copy, though there might be a version online (though I havenât been able to track one down).Â
Bertrandâs Cahiers de Sainte-HĂŠlène span three volumes, but only one has been translated and published in English which is the final volume I linked to. This last volume only cover the last five months of Napoleonâs life but itâs well worth the read.Â
Proctor Jones commissioned the translation of the remaining volumes but, unfortunately, his untimely death in 1999 has delayed the publication of this translation.Â
If you choose to get any version, either French or the one English, you will get to experience the delight of Bertrand writing everything in third person except when heâs really emotional when he switches to first. Because he was a weirdo nerd like that.Â
I read from St. Denisâ memoirs that, in Napoleonâs last weeks/days, he kept looking at a picture of the Eaglet. It was removed and Napoleon was evidently distressed. Denis wrote that it was as if, by his gaze, that he was saying, âWhere is my son? What have you done with my son?â
Oh good, everyone gets to be sad about the Eaglet on this fine Sunday night ;)Â
So, I was curious about this and did a comparison of St. Denis and Bertrandâs accounts. Now, St Denis wrote his Recollections decades after returning from St Helena whereas Bertrand was keeping a daily diary, so St. Denisâ accounts are more a high level gloss of the last days and things blend together.Â
Though, the order of events (including conversations with servants such as Pierron) is generally on point. Which is to say, St. Denisâ account leaves a lot out but thatâs only natural because a) itâs been a few decades, heâs forgotten things and didnât keep a record at the time and b) heâs writing a formal literary work that has its role to play in the posthumous Napoleonic myth making machine. No one wants to read about the enemas and content of Napoleonâs bowel movements, which Bertrandâs diary is chock full of.Â
For this particular instance, Bertrand makes no note of the portrait of the eaglet being present then taken away. This of course doesnât mean it didnât happen, but if it did, Bertrand didnât record it which I would find surprising given how detailed his diary is; it reads like an hourly dispatch (take a shot every time someone suggests an enema). Â
I canât remember if Montholon makes any mention of it.Â
That said, Napoleon did talk about his son and did a lot of âmeaningful staring at peopleâ in the final days.Â
Bertrand writes:Â
Then he asked the name of his son. Twice his voice recovered its clearness. Since eight oâclock he gave the appearance of having recovered his lucidity of mind, but he ceased to speak. He could no longer move his hand, but frequently opened eyes that had become dull, dying and painful to see. I did not dare meet his gaze, as I feared that he would see the disquiet in my eyes.Â
Then, a little later:Â
He then heaved another sigh, though less deeply, and took some more beef tea and orange-flower water. The expression of his eyes was very significant.Â
Bertrand also writes that after a while Napoleon really couldnât speak anymore, at least verbally, but that he âspoke with his eyes.âÂ
He also asks after his son as heâs dying. He asks what his sonâs name is and Marchand replies, âNapoleon.âÂ
ââIf I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god.ââ
â Napoleon Bonaparte
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AKA King of Rome
AKA Napoleon II
when dogs are scary smart
over the last several months, we have been implementing a protocol to eliminate karybelle the sheltieâs barking surrounding her mealtimes. we have accomplished this by initially introducing an alternate activity during prep time (stuffed kong) and religiously giving her a time out gated in the yard if she stops that activity to bark, thus delaying her dinner until sheâs quiet. this has been extremely successful; sheâs gone from barking literally 100+ times during meal prep to barking 0 times, and only occasionally slips up. the behavior she has chosen to replace her meal-prep-screaming (after all, that energy has to go somewhere) is frantically - but silently - running circles around the coffee table to finally slam into a perfect down-stay as her bowl is set down.
this evening as the food was coming out, karybelle seamlessly slipped into her silent circling routine. except after a couple of reps, she abruptly changed course, yeeted herself out the dog door, barked once, and immediately jumped back in to resume her circling.
if that isnât a demonstration of crystal clear understanding of criteria, i...donât know what is lmao
literally the canine version of this
me, reading this post, having no idea what the fuck a stuffed kong is:
ASFHFHSJALKSJSHDHJS
Betsy DeVos - âI will personally sacrifice 14,000 children for capitalismâ
Betsy never worked as a teacher. She did not go to public school. Her children did not go to public school. Her grandchildren do not go to public school. She has LITERALLY NO IDEA HOW PUBLIC SCHOOLS FUNCTION. Her family made its money from private/charter schools. She bribed at least one senator $53,000 to confirm her (fuck you Roy Blunt!!!) and they STILL needed a tie-breaker vote in the Senate. I sincerely believe her evident ignorance is a deeply evil plot to make people think public schools are complete failures and that everyone should spend money on private schools. âOh no, a bunch of children and teachers died during this pandemic! Clearly public schools are to blame! If everyone paid tuition to attend a private school, there would have been fewer deaths!â I refuse to believe that she is an idiot with no malice in her actions. I utterly despise this woman.
((Like i wanna make a blog for Napoleon Bonaparte so much because my knowledge of him surpasses even my knowledge of Lewis and I love him dearly but like who would even interact with my beloved Corsican rat))

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âżThat is NOT Marie Antoinetteâż
The miniature on the left is described as:
Miniature signed portrait of Marie Antoinette in deep ornate gold leaf frame
It is not a picture of Marie Antoinette, but of one of her closest friends, Marie Therese Louise of Savoy, Princesse de Lamballe.
It is based on the portrait shown on the right, done in 1843 by  Louis-Ădouard Rioult. Itâs though that Rioult copied his portrait from a lost original, done in the 18th Century by François-Hubert Drouais.
i remember being like 13/14 and starting to get REALLY pissed about capitalism and social inequality and corruption and all that stuff and the adults would be like âhow sweet :) your rebellious phase :) youâll get over it once you grow up and see how the REAL WORLD works :)â and guess what i did not get over it that WAS the real world and part of growing up is deciding if youâre going to give in and submit to it like all those adults around me did or if youâre going to stay fucking pissed
I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), âThey said âyouâll get more conservative as you get olderâ and what they didnât realize they meant was âyouâll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richerâ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didnât count on is that no one gets rich any moreâ