Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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official daine visual archive
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Stranger Things
One Nice Bug Per Day
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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okay so i havent shared much of my swtor OCs on this blog bc i am relatively new to the game (joined up last may or early june) but with the new content out, i’d like to start by introducing my lovely sent, Léalla, displaying impeccable lightsaber safety --
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periodic pop in.
diagnosed w bipolar 1. explains a lot 🤧🫡
no one ever warns you about The Heartburn. one day you go from a care free teenager who doesn't fully understand what heartburn is to a late 20-something just downing tums everyday
hey turns out my gallbladder was going bad. ask me how i know
A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
It’s years before anyone explains it to him.
People keep gifting him robes with long white birds on them.
The fun thing is he would understand why people were getting him outfits with storks on them. That’s a word, it’s his name, straightforward. All the humans get him the same gag gift, but like, they’re putting effort in at least. This is a genuinely nice outfit. Stork will be a walking zero-effort pun sometimes, rather than waste a perfectly fine robe.
It’s fine. This is a readily comprehensible human illogic. Exactly the kind of thing he expected from moving to Earth.
Six years in he finds out about the stork bringing babies.
Stork has a good long meditation session about this myth, his name, his job, the outfits, the whole shebang (or whatever Vulcan concept is the equivalent).
And he decides he’s honored by it, in a humanly illogical way.
The humans are asking him to do what is after all his job, and specifically requesting him for the joy his name brings them on top of an already agreeable and satisfying task. He has no objection to engendering positive emotions in others. Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so happiness must logically slow it down.
Plus, Vulcans of his generation love puns. There were two decades of punning competitions in colleges across the planet. So when he realizes that he is a walking zero-effort pun, and that the humans also love the pun, he is all for it. He is the Joe Cool of the entire Vulcan population in his city.
And via this pun, the humans are including him in a cherished and traditional myth, by casting him as the literal bringer of life and the expander of families.
There’s no downside. Stork wears his robes, pins, keychains, and other bird-related tchotchkes with genuine pride.
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AT LAST
For real though working together with some human social workers, a Vulcan would be an excellent caretaker for children in an adoption center.
Child has a meltdown? Imagine Stork, perfectly calm and unbothered, approaching the kid and saying “You appear quite upset, Eliza. If you would please allow me to relocate you to the ‘bean-bag-chair,’ we can discuss the source of your distress.”
A Vulcan educated in medicine and child psychology would be endlessly patient with a kid with behavioral issues. Stork wouldn’t get or upset or frustrated. After all, these are children with medical and psychological conditions. It would be illogical to blame the child or to not treat them with the appropriate care.
Even if the a little one was having a bad day or was just overtired, Stork wouldn’t get angry. He might even be a calming presence. Any new kids acting out would learn real quick that they’d have better luck trying to arm-wrestle a Klingon than get a rise out of Stork.
Not only that, Vulcans live much longer than humans. Imagine Stork looking virtually unchanged as decades pass. Kids he’d helped years ago would turn up fully grown, maybe there to adopt their own kids, and run into Stork, looking almost exactly as they remember him.
And he’d probably remember them too. “Welcome back, Eliza.”
“…Harm hastens the heat-death of the universe, Surak teaches, so logically happiness must slow it down…”
Will reblog every time it crosses my dash 🖖🏾
star trek heritage post (November 14th, 2020)
Periodic reminder that the compiled tag I use on AO3 is “Stork The Vulcan (fanon)” and so far there are 6 fics featuring him:
Heed The Stork
There’s Always A Chance and
Not Logical by MarlinSpirkHall (hi)
What Stork Brings by AfterIWake @mousedetective
One (1) Daily Shoulder Pat by Android_And_Ale @android-and-ale
Just This Once, Everybody Lives by @alternatefuturesao3
Various iterations of this thread ^ have also been bookmarked under the tag for future reference 🖖
The feelings that hurt most, the emotions that sting most, are those that are absurd–The longing for impossible things, precisely because they are impossible; nostalgia for what never was; the desire for what could have been; regret over not being someone else; dissatisfaction with the world’s existence. All these half-tones of the soul’s consciousness create in us a painful landscape, an eternal sunset of what we are.
—Fernando Pessoa, from The Book of Disquiet (Pantheon, 1991, originally published in 1982)
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dude at the pharmacy hit me with a
"you're not clocky at all!" yesterday and i was just like,,,,
narcolepsy (and specifically cataplexy) is such a weird ass disorder to have. what do you mean other people's heads don't physically feel like they're gonna fall off your neck and your face is gonna melt off when you're anxious. i literally buzz. my neck spasms. who was gonna tell me that was cataplexy. because they doctors sure didn't! i had to figure that out all on my own!!
turns out not sleeping enough makes my cataplexy worse. who'd have thought 🙃
can you pop a stitch 4 weeks out after top surgery? doc said i'd be fine with neosporin and a bandaid until my next post-op on wednesday but this bitch itchesss
knock knock
who's there
deez
sigh
deez who ?
deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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there's been a robbery at the lourve???? please tell me they nicked the mona lisa it would be so fucking funny
i'm talking proper heist movie backflipping over lasers and cutting holes in the ceiling to slowly descend on a wire i want this shit to be FUNNY
nevermind they did something funnier let's chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that's the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that's the sound of my tiny chainsaw
Is it time to say goodbye? (x)
man those swtor as vines compilations still fucking hit 6 years later
the fact you can play wrath as a deeply loyal imperial who wants to change the empire from within for the better but you have to tiptoe and hide your motives under layers of pretend hatred. how you're the most powerful person of the empire after the absence of the emperor's voice, allowed and capable of culling the dark council if they overstep, and yet you need to constantly play a role. to love your nation but hate its ways, to be the emperor's weapon, to have even maybe be led to believe his actual motives align with yours, only to then be faced with the monster he is. to have to reject, fight, kill the very being you worship. to know you have never mattered
please play star wars the old republic
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Sorry for another redrawn meme. I just saw the template on Pinterest and instantly thought about THEM. I promise next time I'll do something on my own 🙏
Apparently everybody hates Doc, but personally I give him all rights because he has the funniest beef with Kira
Perennial October mood.
There she is!
NOW it’s really Halloween
