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Dear Booktok authors,
Do not write enemies to lovers unless you have had a fanfic phase. Especially don't if you have had a unhinged hateship. Sorry, but your hetero barely insult flirting between a hockey players and figure skaters, will never entertain me like Lawlight. Unless they are ideologically opposed with a burning murderous HATE that is coupled with a knowledge that no one else will ever understand them the way the other is, I don't want it. I want their fate to be DOOMED because by nature one must end the other regardless of if that is really true. I want the longing for the other long after they are dead. I want the ego destruction of turning to the other side and realizing they have turned against what they believed for better or worse. I want the backsliding of going back to old ways because at least it's a world they know but the cost is loosing the person you once hated but now love. I want the acceptance of knowing that at their worst they can still revel in their awfulness with someone who could still see them for what they are. It should acknowledge that love doesn't make you a better person nor is it a redemption. Being better is an option that can be chosen or rejected.
Unless you have read enough doomed yaoi or yuri to understand that then you don't get the essence of enemies to lovers.
That and hatesex. You gotta have hatesex.
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and that is berry good
If you ever want to know what kind of person I am, just know; this morning I went on a walk with my friend and she had to grab my wrist with a very firm grip and drag me away from a junk yard(?) fence because there were signs that said "Beware of Dog" and "Warning: Trained Attack Dogs" all over and upon seeing those I immediately got closer so I could try and see the dogs in question.
Thinking about the way both of the canonically trans and non-Jax characters in TADC (Zooble and Ribbit) just clocked Jax's ass with EASE
Also thinking about the way one of my trans friends clocked MY ass before I figured out I was trans
Trans people must have like a mental connection to one another and that is simply beautiful
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post
stupid sexy olives (ft. that knight OC I havenât named yet)
Perfectly matching and replicating colors just by seeing them is an art, and, while it's also a very useful task, people who can do this are primarily artists.
Massimo / X
Wow.
Yeah but no but yeah -- Look he didn't just colour match it, he also added in the turbulence medium, the clearcoat and the correct metallic flecks... for a paint that will dry a lighter shade than when it goes on.
That's like being served an entire thanksgiving meal made my one person in 45 minutes and then saying "Oh they made me a snack": It is radically underselling what this person can do.
Surprisingly, this is not a Hitchhikerâs Guide to the Galaxy reference, but an actual fact. From Burnout: Solve Your Stress Cycle, by Emily and Amelia Nagoski
What does it declare???
âIt will grab you by the face, shove you to the ground, put its foot on your chest, and declare itself the victor.â
The really interesting thing (imo) about this chapter of the book, is how it defines rest. Itâs not talking just about sleeping, but also things like social connection and physical movement. So the 42% of your day that is rest might involve:
Meaningful conversation with someone you have a connection with
Exercising
Paying attention to your food, whether thatâs shopping for it, cooking it or eating it
Socialising
Daydreaming
Each of us will need a different balance of these things, and each of these individual things will be different from person to person. The socialising and the meaningful connections might be IRL or it might be online - one of the examples in the book of something that counts as rest is âlive-tweet Games of Thrones with a thousand fellow fansâ.
Itâs a really interesting book - definitely worth reading :)
(And Douglas Adams was obviously right all along - 42 is the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything;)
The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?
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Bruce pressed the palms of his hands against his eyes. Heâs usually not one for such an open sign of distress, but he feels in this case it was warranted. And he was having such a peaceful morning, too.
âDid she just write âyeti doctorâ?â
Bruceâs head snaps up at Stephâs voice, looking once again at the letter on the screen. âDear Mister Wayne,â it reads, and that is where normalcy ends. âThank you so much for taking in Danny, I was so worried when he had to escape our parents.â Which is already an extremely worrying sentence. Made even more worrisome with the fact that there is no Danny currently residing in his manor.
His family is in chaos. Tim has three screens in front of him, ranting about living firewalls to Barbara, while Dick leans over his shoulder.
Alfred has lifted a thick three-ring binder out of the care package that this Jasmine Nightingale has sent them, and is flipping through it. Apparently this binder contains all of the medical, psychological, and cultural information needed to make sure that Dannyâs species can thrive. Because the missing teen that should be in his manor is not human, but some sort of human/ghost hybrid.
âFather, I think this warrants an emergency meeting with the Justice League.â His youngest says. âThere is currently a government agency hunting Cujo and Daniel, citing laws that directly counter the Meta Human Protection Acts. This cannot stand.â Cujo, the green glowing, 10 foot ghostdog that delivered the package and letter this morning by density shifting into the dining room during breakfast. Damian was of course attached.
âUh, Alfred?â Duke starts form where he and Jason have been emptying the care package, âthereâs a huge first aid kit here, but most of it is glowing.â Jason, of course, is turning the high tech laser pistols over in his hands, getting a feel for the handling and grip.
Bruce letâs his eyes skim over the letter again, his eyes catching on words like âGhost Kingâ, âInfinite Realmsâ, and âvivisectionâ. âI know it takes Danny a while to open up,â the letter reads, âso Iâm beyond grateful that he feels safe enough with you.â Except he doesnât, because Danny is not here. Somewhere out on the streets of Gotham is a half dead teenager, hurt and alone. And Bruce didnât know. Didnât know any of it until his sister sent him a care package, because apparently this kid has lied to his sister that heâs safe, that he found somewhere to stay.
He doesnât notice the sudden hush behind him until Jason breaks it. âIs that fucking Lazarus Water?!â Bruce lowers his head back into his hands.
âI will prepare a room for the young master.â Alfred sniffs as his footsteps go towards the elevator. âIâm finding this kid.â Jason answers, leaving towards the lockers âWait, Little Wing! Iâm coming with!â Well, at least Dick can hopefully keep Jason in line. He prays to Rao this doesnât mean he has to deal with a half-ghost, immensely powerful teen that struggles with Pit Rage.
A small hand lands on Bruceâs shoulder. He looks up into the sparkling eyes of his daughter. âNew brotherâ, she grins.
From @augundy's tags: #this is very himbo of danny#I approve#though I feel like he probably made up this lie on the spot while on the phone with Jazz and feeling incredibly stressed out and/or in pain#and/or extremely tired#and then he might've forgot about it after
From @geekyrie in the notes: "Bruce's first order of business is finding the teen he's supposed to take care of. The second order of business is most likely to ground him for giving him a heart attack, probably."
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All in all, Dannyâs life is going pretty well. Sure, heâs homeless on the streets of Gotham, but he hasnât seen a white van in a few weeks, he can phase into gyms to use the showers, and he just found a coupon for a free fro-yo! So, yeah, life is great!
Which is of course when weird things start happening to him. He should have known it wouldnât last. Heâs just enjoying his fro-yo â blueberry, hell yeah â when a car passes him, breaks with tires squealing, and drives onto the sidewalk, coming to a stop uncomfortably close. Itâs a nice car though, very sleek. Danny wonders what kind of engine it has, and if someone would notice if he took a look under the hood.
He never gets that chance. Instead a tall man with broad shoulders steps out of the car. He looks mad, and he looks specifically at Danny. Whelp, better keep moving then! Danny focuses hard on the next bite, looking down, and starts power-walking out of there.
âDaniel Thomas Nightingale-Wayne!â
Wait, what? He looks back to the tall man in the suit, and yeah, heâs still looking at Danny. More people stopped at the commotion, aaaaaaand great, here come the phone cameras. Tall man is walking towards him and Danny really doesnât want to cause a scene, right now. Also the man is familiar. Somewhere.
âWhere have you been?â oh, the man is still talking to him, âWeâve been looking all over for you. You canât just disappear for six days.â
Again, what? âIâm sorry?â He tries, âalso, I think you ha-â
âI appreciate the apology, chum, but youâre still grounded.â
âWha- Grounded?!â
The man, wait â Wayne? Bruce Wayne?! Why would billionaire and himbo Brucie Wayne think heâs one of his kids? Mister Wayne crouches down, not caring about the dirty sidewalk and places his hands on Dannyâs shoulders. âSweetheart,â he starts and Danny absolutely does not melt, nope, âyour sisters have been worried sick. Jason is stress-baking, Tim hasnât slept in three days, and Damian has been â well you know Damian doesnât show it, but I know heâs been worried.â
Danny is so confused. And now confused and slightly guilty. He doesnât even know these people! Does he?
âNow come on, get in the car. I think Alfred was making one of your favorites for dinner tonight, and you can call your sister when we get to the manor.â Wayneâs hand on his shoulder is gentle and warm as he guides him, nothing like Vladâs bruising grip.
âYou talked to Jazz?â He asks as heâs deposited into the passengerâs side.
âOh yes,â Wayne says, with a weird twinkle in his eye, âsheâs been waiting to talk to you.â
And oh, oh no, that does not sound good at all.
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Meanwhile the Gothamites are having a blast. Brucie Wayne full-naming someone only happens when his kids really messed up. Like, Richard swinging from the not-enforced chandelier in Mrs. Plotnikâs mega yacht messed up. Also this kid is obviously homeless. Does Bruce really get empty nest syndrome so bad that heâs now picking up random kids off the streets? The Waynes are so weird.