I'm a human dumpster fire

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

I think it's actually essential to children's moral development to be exposed to short stories moderately beyond their reading level where a bunch of fucked up shit happens and then instead of offering a moral lesson or any sort of emotional or narrative resolution it just ends.

(Ideally these stories should be presented in the form of poorly curated anthologies with the most generic titles imaginable, thereby rendering their contents impossible to identify or find later in life and leaving the affected individual wondering whether they dreamed the whole thing.)

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

the day is gonna end anyway and your warm bed will be waiting so you might as well do the hard things and not let them ruin your day

this is unironically how I push myself to do everything I dread

I want to fit inside a love like an ongoing puzzle that gets clearer. To be part of something where her life and mine become easier. Our strengths complimenting, our experiences interesting, our days creating, our nights liberating.

life is too short to spend it at war with yourself