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Never forget this masterful monologue from Forsaken where Jenny ate the entire Kenway patriarchy. Fucking queen.
This book is a big problem especially with the webtoon đľâđŤđľâđŤđľâđŤ
Okay so I just wanted to write a friendly reply with my take about Jenny and Edward in this book, but it ended up being a lot longer than I thought. So sorry (not sorry):
My take is that I don't think a lot of what's told to us in Forsaken is hard fact. Which isn't the way most video game narratives work-- information is spoon-fed to you, you know things the main character doesn't, and you can safely assume it's all true and unbiased because you're the all-seeing god player. But I think the author of the book (Oliver Bowden, though that's a pseudonym) was really playing a lot with unreliable narration, especially with Haytham. It might not seem that deep because it's just a video game novel, but after rereading it as an adult there's a lot more going on in here than I picked up on 10+ years ago.
Haytham definitely has a biased perspective of Edward, and the world in general. He doesn't tell us the full truth of things because he doesn't even see it sometimes. We only get his version of the events, until Jenny comes along and completely contradicts everything he thought he knew. That creates a ton of cognitive dissonance for him, because to believe anything she says he would have to accept that his entire worldview is wrong and he was brainwashed-- which he can't do because he's Haytham, and he physically cannot handle the idea that he might be wrong about anything. That's not my opinion, that's literally who he is in the book.
He pretty much spends the rest of the 1757-1758 section gaslighting himself. He thinks about Jenny in increasingly belittling ways (she's old, she's ugly, she's a drunk, she's a damsel in distress, etc.) so it's easier for him to believe that she doesn't know what she's talking about and dismiss the deeper implications. Everything she tells him, he ends up convincing himself that he figured it out on his own and she had nothing to do with it. But Jenny sees through it and keeps calling him out on his bullshit, even if he never actually hears what she's saying.
Jenny is fantastic for that. I adore her for being the only person who can hold her own against Haytham and make him truly uncomfortable, because she's the only person who can actually contradict his version of the truth. She's just as shrewd and unforgiving as he is, and is definitely carrying decades of her own trauma after being trafficked.
But at the same time, it's also possible she also has her own unreliable narration going on. Her perspective is only other we get of Edward as a parent. She was also a child, and had plenty of reason to be critical of her father even before Haytham came along. So she's probably not an objective source either, even if her feelings about what Edward did are completely valid. I'd be eternally pissed at him too, if I was her.
We don't actually know what Edward was trying to do or why. Hearing from him directly would've been helpful, or even someone like Tessa, who understood him better as an adult. But in the book, we never get a real sense of what was going on with him. We only hear what Haytham and Jenny have to say, and neither of them had a very complete perspective of their father. What child does, honestly?
And just to gush for a minute, I just want to say that it's so hard to find female characters, especially in Assassin's Creed, and especially who show up for so short a time, that are as complex and imperfect as Jenny. In almost any media, women like this immediately framed as dislikable in some way, but she's not. She's so realistic and human, and I would kill to hear a conversation between her and RatonhnhakĂŠ:ton. They're so similar, and would be a powerhouse together. Ugh <3
I feel like should probably also talk about the behind-the-scenes of this book, because it's good context, and also just fun trivia. So,
When authors are commissioned to do video game novels like this, they typically only get the game script (in this case AC3) and some other small bits of context to work with. None of it is completely finalized because the game itself is still in development, and they're not really updating the author about every little change that's made. There are a few parts in Forsaken where you can spot where devs tweaked a line or an idea in the actual game, probably after giving Bowden his material and sending him off. So it's not like he had perfect clarity.
Edward existed in name when this book was written, but not really as a full character. Black Flag would've been many years from release at the time and in a more unfinished state than AC3. Bowden definitely wouldn't have gotten an actual script for it. He was probably only told that Edward was a pirate, how the Kenway family tree was set up, and perhaps given a short character summary. Maybe Ubisoft was planning for Edward to be more of an asshole in the beginning and changed it later, I don't know. Edward in Forsaken is definitely vague and uncharacterized on purpose, and I don't really see his character here as fully canon because the canon didn't even exist yet. It might've been written differently if it did.
But just saying that it was a development plothole is boring. Unreliable narration is way more interesting, and it's definitely a major theme in book even outside of Edward.
I'd honestly like to see what Bowden would've done if he got to write Forsaken after both Black Flag and Rogue were released (if that's something he would even want to do, because who knows how much he personally cared about this project). I think most of the characters would be more or less the same-- Bowden's take on Haytham having a massive god complex was very good, and makes it so easy to understand him as a character. He was doomed from the start and I love that. Extremely unpleasant and uncomfortable to read that man's delusional thought process, the things Haytham notices or doesn't notice is borderline horrific at certain points. 10/10
But maybe a few lines would've been slightly different to better align with canon. Edward might've been less of a dickwad, and Shay might've been mentioned more. I would kill to know what Haytham actually thinks about Shay. It's such a mystery.
LOVE this take. I think Assassinâs Creed is best enjoyed when you remember youâre always viewing through memories, but for some reason, despite it being Haythamâs journal, I never thought about how he describes Jenny.
It always hit me the wrong way and I dismissed it as the writer trying to make Haytham look like an uber Chad and Jenny not as interesting. But I really like your interpretation that Haytham is coping hard and uncomfortable with Jenny which is why he describes her in the ways you listed above.
Personally, the bias and POV flip is how I explain Charlesâ personality change and AC3, going from so helpful and upbeat with Haytham, and then a comic villain with Connor, at least in part.
I should go back and re-read Forsaken.
Truly I am so tired of the Assassin's Creed fandom outside of Tumblr just being like. So deeply boring.
"I played every game in the franchise. Here's what I thought about all of them." Yeah you and every other person. I see this post on Reddit at least once a week. "Rogue makes no sense." I don't care, rub your two brain cells together and make it make sense. "Here's what I think the next historical setting should be." Shut upppppppp.
You know what I want to talk about? The bad cable management in Abstergo's server room. Who the hell is responsible. Also, why are their IT people seemingly being held prisoner in basement dungeons? I want to know. And why do Templar indoctrination rituals seem to center around forcing random people to do IT maintenance? Why am I being cult brainwashed via computer repair?
Every AC game is bad and nobody in the fandom actually likes them, yes yes yes yes, can we start making 4-hour lore detective videos about unimportant shit now? I'm starving.
Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves
Soldier can speak French. He learned some when he was in Nazi-occupied France during WWII, kicking Nazi tail. Thing is, he doesnât bother trying at all with an accent (think Wayne from Letterkenny). Oh, he could try, but according to him, French is a bullshit language and not worth the effort.
If you want to see Spy nearly pop a blood vessel, just be around when the American casually and proudly butchers his native language in front of him.

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The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, July 18, 1917
as you get older, you start realizing that you are not always right and thereâs a lot of things you could have handled better and many situations where you could have been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.
10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of note: 95% of libya is desert, and giraffes are not found there! but this predates not just the libyan desert, but the entire sahara desert it's a part of! giraffes aren't found there any more and this is a memory of a time when things were giraffier
also apparently this rock art dates across multiple periods spanning thousands of years? but i couldn't find much detail on that so i can't give specifics
but yeah, this isn't just a memory of giraffes, but of giraffes now absent encountered by people just 2000 years (the difference between the late roman republic and today) out of the ice age, in a climate unfamiliar to any of the hundred billion people born since the desertification of the sahara drove the ancient egyptians to the nile, near the start of the agricultural revolution
the time between this and the birth of the sahara was nearly as long as the time between the birth of the sahara and now, in which all recorded history is contained, and all languages we can recognise at all - the language and culture of these people would be totally alien to current libyans, twice the difference between the oldest european language and english, predating all but libya's mountains!
and we have pictures of giraffes of the time! what a beautiful gift from such a distant past
ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

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god damn this is a QUILT (âlate day shadowsâ by nancy messier)
THIS IS A QUILT?!?!?!?
A lot of people seem to mix up âcommunityâ with âfriend groupâ so when they read âno one should be abandoned by the community. No matter what they didâ they think it means âyou have to be friends with abusersâ. When in reality it means âno matter what someone does they shouldnt be left to go homeless and be denied financial, housing, medical, etc aidâ
You donât have to be friends with these people, no one is saying that. Itâs just saying that you should support rehabilitative justice, support programs that help homeless people, support funding for free medical services, and make sure they donât turn away anyone who needs help.
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To put it very bluntly.
You will always make a better impact helping people who need it than trying to hurt people you think deserve it.
Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.
Also you should make problematic content for funsies. You don't need to have had trauma or need to be coping in order to explore dark creativity. You can just be a human who wants to explore dark and taboo topics because you want to. That's completely normal, btw.
Every single person on this planet thinks about dark and taboo things. It's literally the most normal thing in the world.
Go draw the horror porn and be free.
we should all be more like david cronenberg and write fucked up stuff. For Funsies

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the reason most anti bullying psa's completely fail is because they fail to identify why people bully others, and fail to identify that kids actually do internalize oppressive structures REALLY early on. white kids understand that racialized kids are easy targets, and white teachers either fail to catch racism or are racist themselves. non-disabled kids understand that disabilities are easy to pick on, kids recognize the sissy archetype very early on, boys internalize that girls are lesser than them, kids notice they can take advantage of autistic behavior, and it flies under the radar cause teachers offer little to no support to marginalized kids or outright victim blame them. "ignoring bullies" is a model that assumes bullies just want attention. we should instead assume bullies are taking advantage of others.
No bc the 18th century assassins were actual shit and I'm not just talking about the Colonial branch, like-
The British brotherhood let a Templar GRANDMASTER run off with the son of one of their master assassins after his death and never did anything to save him. Years later that boy grows up to be a Templar, climbs up the ranks of the Order at lightning speed, and kills one of their assassin masters after stealing his hidden blade. And how do they respond to that ? They send one of their novices after him on a ship to Boston to kill him. Alone. And that novice, instead of going the assassin way and stab Haytham in the back or something, tries to defend him from getting killed by some other guys on deck before engaging him in a fucking sword fight during which he gives Haytham, A MASTER SWORDSMAN, HIS OWN GODDAMN SWORD, LIKE WHAT IN THE-
Then you have the disaster that was the Colonial Brotherhood. Achilles, the last student of Ah Tabai, goes on to do the one thing Ah Tabai spent the entirety of Black Flag warning Edward against (tampering with Isu sites) and becomes mentor to absolute psychopaths. They were working with gangs who were harassing civilians for protection money and developing chemical weapons that they planned on unleashing on entire cities, not to mention that they caused two earthquakes that killed hundreds of thousands and were going to do it a third time (and probably would never have stopped) had Shay and Haytham not intervened. Also, instead of talking shit out with an obviously traumatised Shay, they demonised him, shot him off a cliff, and left him for dead without even checking if he'd died or not - they were so bad that they made Shay, the most un-Templaresque person ever, defect to the Templars, which inevitably led to their downfall and you can't even blame the Templars for massacring all of them bc they were an absolute menace to society. Plus they were allied with the Fr*nch and it should be common knowledge that this is the worst crime one could ever commit
AND SPEAKING OF THE FRENCH ! Those bitches were also completely brain dead !! Like, they knew what happened to Haytham and how the man turned out, but they still let the Templar Grandmaster adopt Arno, the son of one of their master assassins, just like the British had done with Edward. Like, they should have known it could end in an absolute disaster. And they banished Arno, probably their most promising recruit since Charles Dorian's death, for doing his fucking job as an assassin just because he broke some rules, which is so dumb coming from people whose motto contains the lines "everything is permitted", I just- â ď¸
RatohnhakĂŠ:ton was legit the only 18th century assassin with a functioning brain cell istg