harpy🌀

i am weird and have to die immediately

MUSIC SCARES

MUSIC TORTURES

MUSIC TERRORISES

MUSIC INFURIATES

MUSIC KILLS

Ugh music is so good

Music is power

Music is wow

I love music

Music speaks

I love music ugh

My coworkers are like cartoon characters. We got the hairy stoner who always got his guitar on his back, we got the coked up former soccer legend, we got the socially awkward older mom, we got the frighteningly cheerful pixie girl manager, we got the inked up juggalo who barks at people. We got Sponebog Spaquarepants never mind post cancelled how did I misspell it that badly

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

everyone who makes clanker jokes is automatically racist to me as soon as people started saying wireback i lost like the 2% of ' oh theyre just being stupid about a star wars word ' left in me . ive seen tinskin ive seen 50 variations of the n word with just one letter changed ive seen riffs on actual racist slogans ( ' 5% of the population 90% of cybercrime ' ' clankers will not replace us ' ' flesh power ' ) ive seen the ' clink clank clan (ccc) ' i dont give a fuck . ' oh but i only say clanker not the other stuff ' ' i didnt know those were real slurs :( ' ' but robots arent people ' i do not care you are stupid on purpose at this point even if you managed to pull Robot Slurs straight out of your ass eith no other context its still fucking weird to make up slurs so you can larp as a ' flesh ' supremacist . is this not a fucking reasonable statement

(posting performatively for mutual #1) my thing about the dracula found footage microgenre is that i honestly just don’t think it does enough to utilize the obvious themes of marginalization in the age of social media (posting performatively for mutual #2) everyone has at least one oc who no doubles kins komaeda (posting performatively for mutual #3) Welcome back to spider-man infertility thursday (posting performatively for mutual #4) This week I’ve been setting up a gallery page on my neocities with better load times and i really like how it’s coming along! (off the cuff) I think deep fried spamton would taste like grandma’s ashes

it's such a sadness to me that kids eventually lose that 'no filter' thing when they grow up. my niece asked what 9/11 is and someone explained it to her and her unfiltered conclusion was "bro. is that it"

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

he stole 1 penny from her hot dog cart and she chased him across the world and her hot dog cart sat there and nobody touched it out of respect

the hot dog stand was there for 100 years and nobody touched it out of respect and the rain didnt rain on it and the wind didnt blow it and time didnt decay it and 100 years later when she got her penny back the hot dog stand started coughing and the neighborhoods kids said whats wrong and it started coughing and said i dont have much time left and they said no and the hot dogs started smelling bad and the kids cried and the kids started smelling bad and the candles started smelling gioood

The Doctor and The Master implies a third, less prestigious renegade timelord named The Bachelor

Doctor Who is a great fandom to be in on tumblr because you'll see spoilers everywhere but not a single one of them is coherent unless you've seen the episode anyway. like oh the glorbon is secretly trying to ensnare humanity in a giant crab trap? the new companion Jiminy Pubble turned out to be the latest regeneration of the Doctor's old enemy The Fuckwizard? thanks I know less than I did before

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