Go Stick Your Head in a Pig

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this

dude i need that vid of DJ kaled getting lost at sea w his jet ski my friends and family don't believe me when i say it happened

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

always some new bullshit in the ocean

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

Could you do a post about the foolish emperor