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@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Literally me right now 😮💨

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gwayne my pretty princess my skittish horse my frightened gazelle nobody's doing the medieval romantic knight renaissance painting serve like you are i love you
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
languages that don't distinguish between formal and informal you are missing out on so much petty drama. my grandparents have two neighbours who once got into a huge fight over something honestly pretty trivial, so neighbour A said he was going to revoke neighbour B's du (informal you) privileges. neighbour B was like "okay but can i use du one last time?" and neighbour A was like "yeah go ahead", and neighbour B said "du arschloch" (you asshole). incredible.

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Netanyahu is now admitting what the intention was all along, the complete takeover of Gaza. Displaced people are already forced into only 25% of Gaza, and now Israel wants to reduce it to 0%. The Israeli settler-colonial project can only be complete through the genocide of Palestinians. They have been destroying infrastructure, killing the environment, killing the people, starving the children.
The longer the blockades are in place, the higher the cost of everything sores. Price gouging of medicine and food is at an all-time high as thousands starve. On top of this, financial transactions coming into Palestine are charging higher commission rates. They are now charging 55% commission.
This means that you could donate $100 USD, and a person in Palestine will only receive $45, and that $45 can be the cost of just a single kilo of flour. Do you understand? The entire structure of global capitalism is enabling the starvation of Gaza.
It's 10:00PM (22:00) in Gaza right now. Nader has not eaten since morning. If you can, help him.
We are living under bombardment, amidst hunger, deprivation, and skyr… Nader Family needs your support for Help us overcome all this loss an
You can reach out to him at @abdalsalam2000
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. That's right. I'm tired and starving. I came here to ask for your help. Please help me and donate to me. I really need help and I'm suffering. Please donate.
More than 200 people participated and no one donated. Why? Why are you ignoring us? I say we are hungry. Please donate to us. Please help us. Donate, please.
please help Nader out, he had lost everything during this ongoing genocide and really needs our help!
Guys please don't ignore us please help us please donate to us we are really suffering here badly please please my dear friend just feel what I feel now I am completely helpless to do anything I am scared and hungry and homeless and everything bad is happening to me just my friend all I ask is a donation from you please
3 hours ago, no one cared about us and no one donated to us. Please don’t leave us alone. Please donate to us now. We really need your help. Please donate to us now.
Please help us, please donate to me
No one cares about me and my family anymore. We are under siege. We are dying every day. Please think of us. Help us. Please donate to us.
I've been talking with this family for months now; they're in dire straits at the moment and deserve your help!
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.
Okay I must clear this up more concretely since this has gone far beyond my circle of folks who have the context of Why This Is Actually Funny, because there are thousands of people here who are like ‘kids are so rude, kids are so evil, I hate kids’ when…
1) Kids are little humans and they’re learning and they should be treated as little humans who are learning. Don’t be a dick to kids. Adults who are assholes to kids is such a bad look, and kids remember that shit.
2) This particular child was being SO earnest and ‘except for you’ was said not as an insult but like ‘oh…you’re the last one left 😢’.
I dress like this everyone:
[ID: image of a person wearing a puffy 18th century shirt, waistcoat, and cravat.]
Thank u, goodnight.
Kid didn’t even get the century right
this shouldn't be hidden in the comments:
Coñe como mola
HAPPY PRIDE
Me: cool video and form of art!!
Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:
My heart:

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I just love the obsession german has with idiomatic little rhymes and alliterations.
Mit Sack und Pack. Glanz und Gloria. Schicht im Schacht. Flinke Füße. Mit Hängen und Würgen. Mehr schlecht als recht. Versuch macht kluch. Klar wie Kloßbrühe. Hätte, hätte, Fahrradkette. Saus und Braus. Ende Gelände.
our speech is full of little flounces and flourishes and tbh it's adorable of us.
Haus und Hof, Kind und Kegel, Grund und boden, nie und nimmer, Haus und Hof, Feuer und Flamme, rank und schlank. klipp und klar, hab und gut, mit Fug und recht, hinz und kunz
excellent additions from @spatenhirn @awordwasthebeginning @eingedeutscht @honeywhore @black-lakritz-dragon @streatfeild
Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh
It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be
What
Huh???
can see the pores on that thang
Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango
TIL Carly Rae Jepsen and Naruto Uzumaki, better known as the biggest LGBT+ advocates to this day, are close friends in real life
march 2, 2018
love who u love ❤🇩🇪
Mum, Dad... I'm German
Happy pride month!
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
[ID: A collage of the living miniature cowboy and centurion from Night at the Museum on a rainbow background. The text reads: “Happy Pride Month 2018. I ain’t quitting you yet.” Every year, someone else has reblogged the same image with the year visibly edited to the current year /End ID]

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Concept art of Birth By Sleep