Meetra Art

Icons but also as discord reaction images because mood.

Wyvern 🐉

Hello! I kinda disappeared the last months... well, I'm pregnant!!🥳 The first months were rough but I have some little time to open commissions!

I'm gonna try to do as much slots as I can before I give birth to my baby end of August, so I can buy her some cute things <3 (I'm not working right now)

🌟 Half-body, colored: 50€

🌟 Portrait, colored: 40€

🌟 Extra character: +30€

🌟 I can do NSFW !! 😏

Payment by Paypal, in euros You can contact me on discord if you are interested ❤️

How to Commission ?

Just send me a DM or a mail at meetra.art.commissions[@]gmail.com or contact me on discord meetraart !

Every other part is a doodle except for the abs.

But her family. Holy shit.

First off, it’s p much ALL women, and mostly UNMARRIED women, which at this time means of something happens to her dad then you’re financially responsible for like. Four grown ass adults, potentially forever

Because mom in law is DEFINITELY gonna need someone to take care of her when dad in law kicks it, and they have like. NO money. So already you’re accepting that if all goes well, you’re gonna be one random old bag’s retirement home. That’s expensive and exhausting, yeah? Imagine asking someone on a first date knowing that if they say yes and things go good her high-strung chihuahua mother is gonna move in with you. IMAGINE.

And girly’s other sisters. Well, one is a sweetheart, yeah, so she probably won’t be an issue, but that still leaves three more, and two of those ones are INSUFFERABLE. Never went to school, dumb as rocks, spend cash like it’s toilet paper

And while one of the two is young still and might grow out of it the OTHER one is actively torpedo’ing her entire family’s reputation by wandering off with random dudes and chasing ass. She’s never gonna work, she can’t build connections, she’s a fucking sinkhole, and she’s being led on by the same goddamn con man ass leeching tit who’s been bleeding you dry while telling anyone who’ll listen that your family is full of ratty thieving bastards.

And if he dumps her after a week- WHICH YOU KNOW HIS BITCH ASS IS GONNA- you’ve got a SECOND UNMARRIABLE GROWN ASS ADULT TO PROVIDE FOR. And you KNOW she’s gonna be a tantrum-throwing little shit about it, and it’s not like you can lock her in the basement or something, you’re gonna have to bring her fucking. Everywhere. And give her an allowance and shit while she contributes zero, because again, she NEVER GOT EDUCATED AND HAS NO MARKETABLE SKILLS. She’s not even good to TALK to. FUCK

And you’re looking at this girl’s father like “please for the love of fuck get your spawn under control, marry them off, get them working on their résumé, learning to sew or be nursemaids or manage staff or SOMETHING, yall got no money and one foot in the grave” and that old man just laughs like “haha yeah, what can you do. lol”

So you’re looking to the mom and finally it’s making sense how she got that twitch in her eye and as MUCH as she is you’re starting to realize she’s the SMART one, desperately throwing her armloads of girls at random men like they’re a bunch of fucking lifeboats bobbing around a sinking ship, like yes Jesus Christ sweetly that life boat IS old and ugly and kind of boring but for FUCKS SAKE PICK ONE

And you look back at this girl who is ALSO REFUSING THE LIFE BOATS BY THE WAY and god damn it she’s still the most radiant thing you’ve ever seen so fine, fuck it, Christ alive, you’ll do it. You’ll shoot your shot. She’s everything you’ve ever wanted in anybody abut it’s not even just about that anymore, it’s about being her best fucking shot at a future, and even if she doesn’t like you all that much she’s still gonna say yes and that might break your heart a bit knowing it’s about the money but who knows, maybe it will at least be civil, or companionable, and even if she doesn’t LOVE you at least you’ll know she’s well and cared for

And so you’ll do it. You’ll take on the neurotic stress mess mother in law, the absent father, the broke ass wingnut no brain no money no future airhead sisters, the bad mannered relatives and the embarrassing behaviour and the impending future of sharing your entire shit with a clown parade of freeloaders, you’ll risk it all and accept the absolute certainty of financial ruin and emotional exhaustion for the rest of your whole ass life and you’ll make your own family deal with it too, you’ll do it, you’ll fucking DO IT, you stupid lovesick motherfucker

And so you go to this chick like “look. Your whole family’s a shitshow. You’ve got fucking nothing and you’re gonna die on the street. But for some reason- and I don’t get it either- I’ve fallen in love with you, and I wish I didn’t, but I did, so I’m telling you that whether you like me or not, I’ll give you everything. I’ll give you everything even if it’s the dumbest shit I ever done. Fuck my stupid Baka ass, I’ll marry you.”

And she looks at you- having heard or considered absolutely none of your months-long internal debate and monologue- and goes “The fuck did you just say about my family, you son of a bitch?”

And the shock of that is enough to jolt you back into a reality where you are able to actually hear and process what just came out of your damn mouth And yeah

It’s the imbalance that’s annoying, because like—when I mentioned having no mobile network around here I had people giving me info about Verizon to fix my problem. I post some rural pic and someone says it must be somewhere in the Midwest because the Southwest doesn’t look like this. My post about my postwoman has thousands of Americans assuming it’s about the USPS. On my post about my architect there’s someone saying “it’s because architecture is an impacted major” and other irrelevant stuff about how architecture is taught in the US. This kind of thing happens so so so often and I’m expected to be familiar with the concepts of Verizon and the Midwest and impacted majors and the USPS and meanwhile I make a post about my daily life and Americans in the notes are debating like “dunno if real. it sounds made up”

It’s pretty clear that almost everyone from other countries is super aware of our international work environment and they are super careful to either avoid localisms, or if not, overexplain them. A good chunk of the USians are also aware too. But for another, not insignificant, chunk… It’s like we all lived two towns away from them.

When someone starts in the company, they are encouraged to write a post in our internal network introducing themselves. An usual post from someone from outside the US would be:

Bon Jour!

I’m Pierre, from France, and I’ll joining Team X as their new robot monkey engineer. I live in Paris, which is the capital of France and one of the most visited cities in the world, but I’m originally from Marseille, a city by the Mediterranean (close to Italy).

In my free time I enjoy attending PSG (Paris football/soccer team) matches and hiking (and yes, I love to go to the Alps from time to time, but they are actually too far away from Paris to make it too often).

While some other posts would be:

Hi there!

I’m Pete, from Fort Penistron, FE, and I’ll be joining Team X as their new robot monkey engineer. I’m originally from Wilkminster, SA, but I’m moved out of there as soon as I could, because who wants to endure 55° even before George Washington day, right?

Being a Penistronite, you probably can tell which sport I’m into (go Pangolins!). And no, I know you are going to ask about it, but not everyone here is into kayaking, believe it or not!

The US is best treated, not as a country, but a continent: it is made up of 50 different countries, and every single one of them loves football and baseball. So, yes, it is weird to encounter a 51st country and suddenly they have absolutely no clue what you’re talking about! And because the other 50 countries all understand you, it’s going to be much slower to learn where the pain points are.

I can’t fathom why you would possibly think “France” is somehow more recognizable than “FE”. They are the same size! Both geographically and in terms of population! (I mean, FE is made up, but Texas would be the 10th largest nation in Europe, and it’s hardly unique in being a country-sized state.)

Oh yeah, and until the internet became commonplace, there was the small matter of an entire ocean between the US and Europe. Europeans have spent centuries developing international communication, because the place is tiny and you can’t help but run into each other! Over here, you have to make a serious effort to leave the country - you can’t just get up and drive for an hour.

Let’s be real. I don’t know a single person who has ever had this problem with Canadians (also from North America), Mexicans (also from North America, a continent with three countries), or Australians (a continent with one single country, which you have to make a serious effort to leave). If I am talking to someone from India, they will introduce themselves as being from India, even though India has culturally and linguistically diverse states the size of European countries.

Canada is 10% the size of the US. Mexico is 1/3rd as big. Both have had to deal with the US being a major influence on their lives.

English is not the native language of India. One should not be surprised when “Indians who have learned English” have a higher than normal awareness of the rest of the world.