pixie

there's two wolves inside you. one watches men with fast cars drive around in oddly shaped circles, the other watches men run after a ball for roughly 90mins. they are both severely mentally ill.

smokers. bisexuals. whores. go-to move is middle fingers or kissy face. black hair. always naked or kissing someone. always partying. lace and sunglasses. funny. playfully cocky. same expressions. have a black cat. #myagenda

"no zurdito la ley solo dice que el gobierno va a implementar el proceso de coito con la persona con la que estas casada, en ningún momento dice que se van a cojer a tu señora!"

all USA college shows remind me of high school and the characters behave like teenagers what the fuck kind of colleges are you attending