It'll go around

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

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I don't know what to tell you man.

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > sees a doctor to be sure > "why the fuck are you here. this is nothing. it will go away on its own"

> medical problem > unsure if it's serious or will go away on its own > decide to wait to not overreact > problem remains > sees doctor with concrete problem after all > "why did you wait so long. we could have done something if you had come immediately"

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

My brain hurts …biden is too white for this role

do..do you think we're talking about the marvel movie from 2018? is that what you think the youtube commenter means by "black panther"? the superhero movie?

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

I would like to add that the colloquial name for this guy is the 'Black Sea Hare' because his antennae resemble rabbit ears!

when you think about it, unleashing a plague of frogs is fucking hilarious

God said “let’s do a silly one”

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges