It'll go around

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

kep's favorite hobby is crawling onto your lap so he can breathe really loudly and wetly 1 inch away from your face. it is so so important to him that you let him do this.

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