Tyro

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

The unsavvy talk about furries like they're some hypersexual excretion of modernity, but drawing animal-people is one of the top 10 neolithic human activities. It's up there with collecting berries and producing clay figures of fat women.

in china, it's very common for people to order at restaurants in perfect mandarin, so the waitstaff are always too shocked to get anything done

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

"It's toxic to use E6000 without proper ventilation and PPE." Okay, well how about we don't engage in callout culture while I'm dizzy and nauseated.

Arts & Crafts Fact: The Dremel 4300 from Ace Hardware is a frightened animal that wants to hurt you.