Sorry, my funeral is sold out.

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

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taylor swift = lil nas x because she dresses colorfully sometimes

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

'AI Overview' I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT. I WANT OBSCURE REDDIT THREAD. I WANT 15 YEAR OLD QUORA POST. GET OUTTA HERE SCRAM

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul