Sorry, my funeral is sold out.

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

they should invent a me without all the anxiety

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

me in the pussy if im fully honest