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「BLOODY BLOODY ANDREW JACKSON SENTENCE STARTERS」

“You ready?”

“You’re gonna have to bring some ass to get some ass”

“You’re sexy as shit”

“I’m wearing some tight, tight jeans and tonight we’re delving into some serious, serious shit”

“Why wouldn’t you ever go out with me in school”

“Take a stand against the elite”

“They don’t care anything for us”

“Oh my god, my fucking face!”

“Oh my god, my face is literally melting off into my hands right now”

“Oh fuck, the cholera finally got to her”

“I’m the only one, my family’s all dead”

“Who was it that ever said that my life really couldn’t get any duller”

“My family’s dead and I can’t see a way to carry on”

“I’m not that guy”

“Life sucks! And my life sucks in particular”

“When you have no one to show you what to do, how do you find your way?”

“When your country doesn’t have a place for you, how do you have your say? How do you make them pay?”

“Everyone around here’s all pissed off but no one’s taking a stand”

“There’s nothing left in this old town, pick up your life and move it around”

“Pick up your rifle and make a stand!”

“Who am I? I’m {First name} Fuckin’ {Lastname}!”

“The rain will rain down. The blood will bleed out. The sweat will sweat….uh… forth?”

“How can I be that guy?”

“I mean, can you believe that?”

“That really hurts! Jesus!”

“Holy shit”

“Tell your wife to keep the bed warm for me”

“You’re so angry”

“George Washington is not gay. You is a gay”

“Well— shut up!”

“YES! YES! KICK HIS ASS!”

“I remember my first love. {She/he/they} Drove a blue pickup with a dancing bear on the windshield”

“I think you might be the most beautiful {man/woman/person} I’ve ever seen”

“A wise woman once wrote that illness is not metaphor. So why do I feel sick when I look at you?”

“It’s not blood, It’s a metaphor for love. These aren’t veins just the beating of my heart”

“This fever isn’t real, It represents how I feel. My pain transformed into art”

“If you feel like you might throw up, well that’s a metaphor for how I feel when I dream of you”

“Just so you know, I’m married to another”

“We need your help. We need you to lead us”

“Are you a divine prophet?”

“I think I can take it from here”

“Sometimes you have to take the initiative”

“Sometimes you have to make your own story, sometimes you have to shoot the story teller in the neck”

“I always thought I’d never be that guy but guess what, I’m telling you: I’m so that guy”

“Life sucks! And your life’s gonna suck universally”

“I will make them all bleed”

“Okay. I’ll see you guys later”

“You’re terrible, your music sucks, you have no table manners, your paintings suck—I mean look at this! No artistic vision!”

“Listen! I’m gonna do whatever I wanna do!”

“Dream catchers are mystical!”

“You’re drunk and I’m in love!”

“I didn’t leave my first husband and risk people calling me a whore to have an even more fucked up marriage with you”

“Oh how very exciting!”

“{He/she/they} make {him/her/them} look like a pussy! I can’t imagine what {He’s/she’s/they’re} making me look like in the process!”

“Oh god {name}! Why do you always have to be such a motherfucker?”

“You seem like a very kind {man/woman/person}”

“I see in your eyes pain, compassion, a {man/woman/person} who has known no end to suffering”

“Yeah, I’m gonna go”

“You brought me all the way here to tell me this?”

“I’m gonna fucking shit all over you guys”

“What’s with the baby?”

“Thank you, thank you. You guys have been fuckin’ repulsive”

“{Name} said something prescient about this but {He/she/they} was kind of a dick”

“Let’s dance!”

“You can compromise all you want, they’re still drunk and smell like pee”

“{Name}’s a total twat!”

“So exciting! I never win anything!”

“Fuck you!”

“Ladies and gentlemen, this one is gonna be a doozy”

“Do you have any idea what they might find out about us? About our past?”

“These past nearly four years with you have totally fucking sucked!”

“If you go back out on that stage, it’s done.”

“So what are you gonna do?”

“Why don’t you just shoot me in the head ‘cause you know I’d be better off dead”

“That’s right motherfuckers! {own name}’s back!”

“People of the world, this is our moment now!”

“I mean- did you see his jeans? They were so tight”

“I hear you talking talk about what you want, the travel the fighting, the pictures in the paper, the killing and campaigning”

“You tell me not to compromise, you tell me that you’ll change”

“You promise and you promise but I hear you talking talk about what you want and you get what you want.”

“You promise and you promise but oh- I’m so through with compromising!”

“We have no private life, you give up nothing. I give up everything.”

“I gave up everything, you give up nothing!”

“{He’s/she’s/they’re} an aristocratic blow-hard”

“Eat a dick you weasel-wearing fuck!”

“Keep talking and I’ll stab every last one of you!”

“You made your decision, {name}. Now don’t fuck it up”

“Just when everything I wanted was within my grasp, the irony is killing me”

“I make this one last vow: I’ll give my life to the people now.”

“I’ll be the man they need, the one to lead a generation.”

“I’ll listen to their voice with every choice as we transform this nation”

“I’ll keep on going”

“I gotta be that guy. It’s time to be that guy.”

“Big change is coming now, do you feel it?”

“This is what we’ve been waiting for!”

“Yeah fuck that guy, he’s been on my dick since day one”

“I can’t see him, I’m busy vibing with the people”

“The best part is everything he says is right”

“I really think that this will work, we’re young. We’ll live forever, at least for one more night”

“My luck will hold this time it always has before”

“I also have several forms of hepatitis”

“Okay, that’s uncomfortable”

“It’s not my job to decide these things! Jesus Christ!”

“I wasn’t really listening but I like you so much”

“This isn’t fun anymore, let’s leave”

“I think this is gonna be a problem”

“Did you really think that this would work, you’re fucked. You won’t live forever.”

“Your luck won’t hold this time, it won’t be like before. It’s never gonna work.”

“You’re an idiot!”

“That guy who did everything his way, where has he gone?”

“So tonight I’ll sing the saddest song for everyone that I’ve done wrong. And if they don’t know how to sing along well I’m sorry but the band plays on.”

“Would you like me to hold you? You must be so lonely”

“Please leave me”

“How can I tell you how deeply I’ll make them all bleed”

“Bring me {name} by any means necessary”

“The time to fuck around and talk and talk is over”

“You gotta make a decision”

“What do you say, {name}? Wanna be a hero?”

“{Name} don’t do this! I’m your friend!”

“What was it for, this country, the farms, and the blood across the prairie?”

“That’s not helping man”

“Great, great, good to hear. You know you’re not supposed to know your legacy before you die?”

“Wow, I kinda thought history would vindicate and call me a hero.”

“Aren’t you supposed to be dead?”

“Some people never change”

“Well I changed, I changed a whole lot. I had a whole character arch”

So I decided to do this masterpost with videos and posts about some stories of Queen. It’s also very helpful to those who are joining the fandom now and still aren’t getting the jokes and also to make some people out there laugh and smile. Includes texts, videos and audios, there it goes:

Roger’s maracas (great sound maracas!!!!!)

Brian talking about Roger (he’s very attractive to women apparently)

John singing

Queen talks (the boys chatting)

Roger asking for a coffee (1 and 3/7?????)

Queen in Japan 1975 (press conference and tea ceremony)

Boys cursing (so funny)

Roger destroying his drum set 1974 

Brian and Roger talking about their holidays 

Brian and Roger’s car interview 1989 (girl flashing Roger story) 

Brian’s and Roger’s interview 1982 (where Rog tells Bri to shut up)

Roger vs Freddie singing 

Roger singing the back vocal to Get Down, Make Love (hot)

John Richard Deacon, born in August the 19th 1951 

Roger about Ice Ice Baby 

Brian talking about Roger’s audition to Smile

Roger about John 

Audio messages from Queen to fan club 1991 (tears)

Freddie’s soft voice talking to Delilah 

Queen on backstage Houston 1977 (Freddie’s outfit and Roger’s legs)

Great Pretender Making Of (Freddie and Roger as drags)

Queen’s rehearsal Live Aid 1985 

Freddie wanting to buy the Hungarian Parliament house

Queen sharing clothes

Messages from Queen in Japan 1975 (Roger being funny and adorable)

Queen in Japan 1975 tea ceremony (music playing) 

Roger’s cars

Smile, London in 1969

Roger’s falsettos in Lap of the Gods (amen)

Roger’s drum solo on Keep Yourself Alive (it does keep you alive)

Neh Neh Interview (Inverview of Queen first time in Korea and they look so confused aw)

Little band argumentation (outtake - so funny) 

Queen Hot Space Interview (German sound)

Queen in Rio 1985

Brian introducing Killer Queen at the Earl’s Court in 1977

Freddie playing drums and Roger playing the guitar

Roger’s interview 1988 (which I’m really excited about)

Freddie’s reaction at Roger being massaged in public

Freddie to Roger during various Queen concerts

Roger’s counting in followed by Deaky’s hearty deep bass

Stuck in the elevator story

Freddie’s 1984 interview (I sometimes forget them too)

Freddie’s interview 1985 (the bigger the better)

Roger’s interview 1977 (News of the World afterparty)

Queen doing playback 1974 (they clearly hating it)

Bohemian Rhapsody ending out take (Freddie sassy)

Roger smoking while drumming

Queen funny moments compilation (because why not, tho some of them are already in this list)

books i read in 2016;  lolita 

how john and yoko’s relationship is not healthy

what happened between john & paul after yoko and after the break up

the dark truth about Yoko

More yoko stuff

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

well i added my contribution : )

“Cat’s claw bark can be seen in virtually every local market in western Amazonia.” (National geographic guide to medicinal herbs by a whole bunch of people)