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Had a nice day. Got some stuff done. Interacted with people.

Time to go stare at a wall and think about The Character for a bit

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yesornopolls

are any of your mutuals into rpf? (nuance for those without mutuals pls)

Are any of your mutuals into rpf?

Yes

No

Nuance/See results

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

#Not that I'm aware of #But I don't keep tabs on everything y'all do in your own time

paranormal-pan

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

#Ain't no hypocrite

coffeecakke124

Not to freak everyone out but…max’s mom brought cookie cake for everyone.

katamine01

Is this fandom still alive?

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seizesthegay

so how do we feel about torturing characters?

asexualbert

Been doing it regularly for a good decade now

#Big fan big fan #Man you should see the shit Everest and I have been putting the Convergence boys through lately #But you won't #because spoilers 😜

deepblueink2d

The Burt Plush is live!!! Support me and @bughuntermusic!

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bughuntermusic

Burt you beautiful bird. I own the only one in the world right now, I want to change that.

asexualbert

God I wish I had money

mkthedingus

Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 44)

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"Draxum now holds affection for Mikey and considers him to be his son as much as Mikey considers Draxum to be his father."

Aaaaaaand THATS THE END OF ARC 3!! Phew, I've been working on this arc since January. To prepare for Arc 4, I'm going to be taking a short break from the main plot of the comic. This gives me time to finally work on other tmnt projects and fun side fanart that I haven't been able to get around to with weekly updates (so never fear because PLENTY of art is coming). I love y'all so much, see you soon!

jayver-the-songbird

I don’t ship sprace or ralbert but I do think Race would relentlessly flirt with his besties. Albert would flirt back jokingly as well. Spot is constantly annoyed.

You bet Race flirted with Spot in front of Albert once and Albert made a big deal of Race “cheating” on him. Spot just stood there like -_-

Then after that Albert would try and flirt with Spot only to get punched. Spot’s capacity for idiotic besties is one

#I do ship Sprace #but this stands

definitelycabinone

kayla pecchioni-barkell as katherine plumber from muny's newsies :)

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pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

raytorotitsenthusiast

Fun fact! Minecraft has autistic representation in its game!

frankhermann

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

Torturing the blorbos with my good friend. What a lovely evening is this 🥰

#Nothing better than putting The Character in the torment nexus with your friends #Big fan of this cowriting thing #this story fucking rips and every time we talk about it we come up with new bangers #and every time we kiss i swear i could fly #newsies au #fanfiction #fic writing

psychicbluebirdmiracle

Hi!! I hope you’re cool with this random ask lol. You just popped up on my timeline because of a shared mutual (@/asexualbert) and I saw you mentioned JRWI in a post and, from the looks of your profile pic, you’re also a Newsies fan.

I’m also a fan of JRWI and Newsies, and I’ve never seen anyone else online who likes both too :D

So if you don’t mind sharing, what JRWI campaigns/oneshots are you watching? Or which ones do you like?

OMG OMG YESSSS I HAVE LITERALLY 1 FUCKING JRWI MUTUAL LMAO

Okay okay so I'm kinda knew (I've been working my way through for over a year but didnt really get into it until this month lol) I have watched all of the suckening! Ive watched the riptide one shot uhhhh i forget its name i meant to watch riptide but aw well XD and I'm over halfway through the first season of prime defenders! So i havent watched much but i love it so far!!!! Thank you for reaching out to me!!!!

clevereverest

YAY FOR JRWI MUTUALS!!!

First, welcome! I’ve been watching JRWI since 2021, which is crazy tbh, my 5-year anniversary was back in May.

The Suckening was one of the campaigns that I started but haven’t finished (not because I didn’t want to, I just got busy with college and haven’t gotten back to it lol). And I’ve watched all of Prime Defenders, and I hope you continue to enjoy it! Any favorite characters from either campaign?

I’ve also watched Apotheosis and Wonderlust, which are both great and I highly recommend them. I’m all caught up on Riptide (even survived The Hiatus™️ 😂) and I would recommend it as well, but it’s sooo long now so I totally understand how daunting that looks.

You’re very welcome, I’m glad we’ve connected!!!

asexualbert

My two dear friends have become friends! You love to see it!!!

asexualbert

Yeah, Everest recommended it to me a few months ago; it's on my list, but I've got a TON of DnD stuff to catch up on already so it might be a while 😂

psychicbluebirdmiracle

Real real like minmaxed/hj when you watch it liveblog it all to me like i did lunar chronicles and game changer for you lol

asexualbert

Man I haven't even STARTED THAT!😂

I've still got four seasons of Rolling With Difficulty to catch up on, plus I need to finish City Council of Darkness before I leave for vacation, and that's not to touch on any of the other seasons I haven't gotten to yet!

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psychicbluebirdmiracle

Hi!! I hope you’re cool with this random ask lol. You just popped up on my timeline because of a shared mutual (@/asexualbert) and I saw you mentioned JRWI in a post and, from the looks of your profile pic, you’re also a Newsies fan.

I’m also a fan of JRWI and Newsies, and I’ve never seen anyone else online who likes both too :D

So if you don’t mind sharing, what JRWI campaigns/oneshots are you watching? Or which ones do you like?

OMG OMG YESSSS I HAVE LITERALLY 1 FUCKING JRWI MUTUAL LMAO

Okay okay so I'm kinda knew (I've been working my way through for over a year but didnt really get into it until this month lol) I have watched all of the suckening! Ive watched the riptide one shot uhhhh i forget its name i meant to watch riptide but aw well XD and I'm over halfway through the first season of prime defenders! So i havent watched much but i love it so far!!!! Thank you for reaching out to me!!!!

clevereverest

YAY FOR JRWI MUTUALS!!!

First, welcome! I’ve been watching JRWI since 2021, which is crazy tbh, my 5-year anniversary was back in May.

The Suckening was one of the campaigns that I started but haven’t finished (not because I didn’t want to, I just got busy with college and haven’t gotten back to it lol). And I’ve watched all of Prime Defenders, and I hope you continue to enjoy it! Any favorite characters from either campaign?

I’ve also watched Apotheosis and Wonderlust, which are both great and I highly recommend them. I’m all caught up on Riptide (even survived The Hiatus™️ 😂) and I would recommend it as well, but it’s sooo long now so I totally understand how daunting that looks.

You’re very welcome, I’m glad we’ve connected!!!

asexualbert

My two dear friends have become friends! You love to see it!!!

asexualbert

Yeah, Everest recommended it to me a few months ago; it's on my list, but I've got a TON of DnD stuff to catch up on already so it might be a while 😂

psychicbluebirdmiracle

Hi!! I hope you’re cool with this random ask lol. You just popped up on my timeline because of a shared mutual (@/asexualbert) and I saw you mentioned JRWI in a post and, from the looks of your profile pic, you’re also a Newsies fan.

I’m also a fan of JRWI and Newsies, and I’ve never seen anyone else online who likes both too :D

So if you don’t mind sharing, what JRWI campaigns/oneshots are you watching? Or which ones do you like?

OMG OMG YESSSS I HAVE LITERALLY 1 FUCKING JRWI MUTUAL LMAO

Okay okay so I'm kinda knew (I've been working my way through for over a year but didnt really get into it until this month lol) I have watched all of the suckening! Ive watched the riptide one shot uhhhh i forget its name i meant to watch riptide but aw well XD and I'm over halfway through the first season of prime defenders! So i havent watched much but i love it so far!!!! Thank you for reaching out to me!!!!

clevereverest

YAY FOR JRWI MUTUALS!!!

First, welcome! I’ve been watching JRWI since 2021, which is crazy tbh, my 5-year anniversary was back in May.

The Suckening was one of the campaigns that I started but haven’t finished (not because I didn’t want to, I just got busy with college and haven’t gotten back to it lol). And I’ve watched all of Prime Defenders, and I hope you continue to enjoy it! Any favorite characters from either campaign?

I’ve also watched Apotheosis and Wonderlust, which are both great and I highly recommend them. I’m all caught up on Riptide (even survived The Hiatus™️ 😂) and I would recommend it as well, but it’s sooo long now so I totally understand how daunting that looks.

You’re very welcome, I’m glad we’ve connected!!!

asexualbert

My two dear friends have become friends! You love to see it!!!

#also I finally figured out what JWRI stands for #Excellent 😂#I've been squinting at it all afternoon trying to put it in context #but too lazy to ask lol

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