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should-be-sleeping

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

should-be-sleeping

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

should-be-sleeping

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

should-be-sleeping

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

joanthreatt

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

asexualbert

Speaking as someone who has been swimming since the age of infant, was a synchronized swimmer, lifelong lake-goer, trained lifeguard, lifeguard trainER, camp counselor, and waterfront director: WEAR YOUR FUCKING LIFEJACKETS.

incorrectbatfam

Alfred: And is this your same-sex partner?

Tim: Alfred, this is Bernard. He's my roommate.

Alfred: Yes, that's what we called them back in the day.

aomitois

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

#papaoutai always rips #and Trois Navires de Blé is fun #(both french)#I'm trying to find more french music though

Brb gotta go watch a Disney movie to remind myself where the hell I'm going with my AU

#Everest don't look at this #I know what I'm doing I swear #I've totally SEEN this movie recently enough to remember what I'm talking about #I didn't get stuck because I don't remember how the plot of the source material goes at this point #shhhhhhhhhhh #it's fine #I wrote one scene six(?) years ago and now I'm back in it #and I don't know how to get from this point to the next...#I'm obviously taking significant liberties #*glances at the two characters I smashed together and changed into a full third species*#but the significant scenes are still there #and as it turns out #I don't fucking remember most of them #newsies #fanfic #writing #newsies au

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blumineck

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

tired-fandom-ndn

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

snoomfies

snoopy pride flags :)

ajolteonnamedsparky

IM CRYING THESE ARE SO FUCKING CUTE WEHHH!!!!!

What should I do this evening (Gaming. The answer is gaming)

Finish Chants of Sennaar

Play Blue Prince

Voting ended on15h

I will puzz. I simply must puzz.

Which puzz...

#I have been really enjoying Chants #but I also haven't gotten to play Blue Prince in a hot minute #and that game also rips #unfortunately I have too many banger puzzle games

happy pride btw :3

Happy pride, love 💜🤍🩶🖤

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foeofcolor

Only day you can rb this

foeofcolor

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

interestingmistakes

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

left-lateral-incisor

[ID: A picture of the progress pride flag. The chevron with the stripes for trans people and people of color, as well as the intersex flag, have been replaced with the Tumblr "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines." /End ID]

teathattast

kateammann

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

rumplesword

i love how the first movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and and being promised more magical things to come and the second movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and being promised more magical things to come and the third movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and being promised more magical-

asexualbert

Yes hi hello I've been naming that as my favourite movie for a decade

rumplesword

i’ve been discreetly leaving this in the tags hoping someone will notice.

it’s misquoted from that scene where dylan finally steps out on stage with the horseman, and says something like “these men destroy people’s lives…and they do that by hiding in the dark, so in the horsemen tradition we’re here to expose them. tonight they, like all of us, are finally stepping into the light.”

so yes this is very serious to me and thank you 😭

asexualbert

I had a feeling that was a particular reference, but it's just enough of a stretch from the original line that 2am brain simply did not allow me to connect the dots 😂

I appreciate the commitment to detail 👌

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rumplesword

i love how the first movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and and being promised more magical things to come and the second movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and being promised more magical things to come and the third movie ends with the horsemen joining the eye and being promised more magical-

asexualbert

Yes hi hello I've been naming that as my favourite movie for a decade

I feel... like my brain is melting

I'm losing all sense of... I feel crazy man

#Watching ENA: Dream BBQ #I'm a good hour and a half into tjis #and I do not have any idea what's happening #things are... occurring #that's for sure #this is an experience

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