well preserved

im a glg

a goblin-loving-goblin

the cat fucking killed him

Tybalt vs. Connor, round one, FIGHT.

@shoddyknight

can they like release new vegetables 

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.

everything these days is “smart”. “smart water” this, “smart speaker” that. what about the dumbass demographic? i want foolwater. sillybag. dolthome

He died and y'all went to the club anyway????

he would want us to