Medini Sriram

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

“And all the right impressions on the bad guy’s faces.  I like it.” 

“You could set some diamonds into them. Bet I know where we could get some nice ones…”

“You do realize we’re not just going to let you three walk out of here and pull a jewelry heist… don’t you?”

“But look at it!” 

“I am looking.  It has no grace - no balance - no style.  Besides, Sara has small hands.” 

“Wait.  You don’t have a problem with stealing - just with stealing something ugly?” 

“Yeah, I’ve heard that one before.”

“Jax! Buddy. Pal. Didn’t ol’ Silvertop say once that, in theory, you two as Firestorm could … transmutate … matter? Make something into something else?”

“Yeeeesss…”

“Mr. Snart, we would be delighted to help you.  We love Sara, too, you know.” 

“Gray, I’m not so sure -”

“Jefferson, if the alternative is them stealing priceless antiquities from a museum, I think you and I can afford to spend an afternoon honing our skills.”

“Yes. Sparkly. And tough. Especially tough. Tough is very important.”

“Yes, Snart. I get it. It’s Sara. We ALL get it.”

“Well, since I’m the one who gets to wear this thing, I’d think I’d get a say.”

“Yes, dear.”

“Did he really just say that?”

Megamind: Yes, we’re very forward-thinking in this organization - very cognizant of workers’ rights.

Roxanne: But the point of a union is collective bargaining, and Minion is-

torchyvalentine asked: What would you say to Sir Ian Mckellen taking the reigns as the 12th Doctor? For that matter, who do you think would be a good actor for the character?

I think that if you’d asked me who should be the 11th Doctor 5 years ago I wouldn’t have listed Matt Smith, because I didn’t know who he was or what he was capable of, and if you’d asked me who should play Sherlock Holmes in a modern day revival around the same time I wouldn’t have said Benedict Cumberbatch, because I didn’t know who he was either.

I actually like it when The Doctor is a relatively unknown actor, or one without one huge role that made them famous. A star, like Sir Ian, brings all the other roles they’ve ever played to the table when they act. Seeing John Hurt as the (Spoiler) at the end of the Name of the Doctor, meant that this was a certain type of part with a certain amount of gravitas, and you understood that John Hurt was bringing everything with it (including being John Hurt), just as Derek Jacobi did as the Master. 

But I like to see The Doctor as The Doctor, and an actor who doesn’t bring baggage is a grand sort of thing. A star waiting to happen. So I don’t want to see Helen Mirren or Sir Ian McKellen or Chiwetel Ejiofor, or any of the famous names people are suggesting.

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