Medieval Catalonia dashboard simulator
(Conveniently translated to English)
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Troubadours born after the year of Our Lord 1100 don't know how to write proper Limousin anymore. All they know is write in Catalan, seduce married ladies, eat hot turnip and lie.
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Guys, out of topic from the usual content of this blog but be careful there's a new scam going around!!! The user @pioustrader7 has been selling FAKE relics to good christians!! Remember to only get your relics from reputable sources like going to a catacomb yourself and praying until you see glowing bones, that's when you know you can open the grave and take the bones because Christ is sending you a sign. If you can't make it to the Axis Mundi yourself then buying from reputable marching sellers is fine!! There's plenty of traders coming from the Holy Land all the time, and they always have many saints' bones to offer for a fair price. My aunt, my friend, and I all have bought a whole arm of Saint Cucuphas each from this guy and it wasn't even that expensive.
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My village just got a new relic from some shady dude but it's a real one
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How do you know? Many shady traders are selling any animal bone and saying it's a relic.
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I licked it and now my leprosy is cured
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Ramon Llull coming back to Tunis after the last time he got jailed and sentenced to death and only got out alive when the Tunisian king commuted with death sentence for a permanent expulsion from Tunis
Ramon Llull at Jacques de Molay's house getting back to life after being poisoned
Ramon Llull arriving to North Africa again after last time he barely escaped alive just to do the same again, argue with the city's Islamic jurists, causing a popular uprising against himself that beat him up and stone him
Ramon Llull getting back on the ship after surviving getting stoned and 6 months in jail and is now getting deported again
Ramon Llull arriving to Pisa holding on to a wooden beam after his ship sinks
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Troubadour stans DNI. How many times do I have to say it?? It doesn't matter what excuse you give, your fave is a catharist.
I swear like every other week one of my mutuals becomes a troubadours stan account, changes their URL, icon, blog title and all their posts are troubadour-related and I don't even know who they are. At least keep your old URL in your bio for some time!
#so tired of this O-trob obsession honestly #go to church for once and listen to some hymns and maybe you'll calm down
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