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Coming from a job That I was lucky to get one of my two 10 minute breaks to a job that has 2 15s and a mandatory lunch is so wild
Im a gremlin compared to all these civilized people ill skip breaks because work needs to get done but the company doesnt care THAT much now so im just killing myself
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Ive seen many jokes where the punch line is alone the lines of "i like my girls mentality ill because goth girl from cartoon"
Which while im dating a mentally ill girl; who is also a goth, I cant say that because I know my first fictional crush was Izzy from total drama and not gwen
i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty
heres kinda what i mean
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?
I saw a bunch of clips online from project hail Mary and when I got my new job That sold the book I bought it because the movie looked and sounded good, why shouldn't the boom
I just finished the book; fucking amaze amaze amaze, I cant wait to watch the movie
I loved the science, felt the emotions, and it reminded me of the Odd Thomas series (my favorite book series) in its humor
I recommend it
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Lmaooooo I've had this job for 6ish years now and the brand-new baby guard I JUST finished training keeps trying to "help" me
I was on the phone with police the other day describing someone and he was over here talking *over* dispatch to give me details I already knew... because I had paused.... to give dispatch time to type.... and I guess he thought I didn't know???
Like man I appreciate the spirit but I literally taught YOU how to do that, do you think I forgot??
Like I bequeathed unto you my Stone of Power and in doing so lost all arcane wisdom???
Bruh
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game
does singing in the shower count as art
does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
There are few things funnier to me than the white-hot raging beef parents can have with fictional characters written for young children. You want to hear one of the funniest rants of your life, you ask nearly any parent of a young child their least favorite little cartoon guy. It'll be amazing.
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9 months ago I got tickets to something that was canceled the week of and I requested a refund of $400
Thats 9 months ive been waiting for a fucking refund and I still email the damn place but they have no stopped responding to my emails
Bout to go ballistic because I tried to do something with my girlfriend and got scammed
being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.
The amount of people that have questioned (and have told me) if im actually Cis is honestly a little scary.
just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around
I also reblog this guys dead wife.
it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy
if this is how you found out there was an active shooter at the White House yesterday I'm sorry
Me: oh it's this post again. Wait. Why does it say "posted 37 minutes ago"
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I DROPPED A FUCKING GLASS OF ROOTBEER
So you WONT BELIEVE who has a cut on one of their toes
I DROPPED A FUCKING GLASS OF ROOTBEER
