Secret (?) OC Blog

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

having a lot of fun rejecting sexuality lately. no actually there wasn't any horny intent behind my actions. no I wasn't turned on by that. heh. it takes more than that to impress me. you'll need a higher power level to turn me on. activate acespec barrier

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you