they hate me for my child-like whimsy

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

shout out to black trans men y'all are so fucking awesome and strong and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

The most amazing digital circus is that I don't rememwbr asking

currently explaining "chap hop" to a coworker. they weren't there. it feels like a hallucination

this godforsaken website is so white that i really should have foreseen real human bloggers shooting for chap hop in the big 2026

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

(ogre crossbowman) me going to use bone bolts after run out of poison ones and then me definitely going to rout