they hate me for my child-like whimsy

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

(about your pet wasp) you know that thing would lay eggs in your carcass if you died right

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

panics and lays my distress egg

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

yuo cant say this during plague month

pride month. pharohs curse got me

What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes

reblog it

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before