My favourite thing about tumblr is that people are just so people here. Like everyone is just some guy. People on instagram and twitter etc feel much less like just some guy. Or worse, the platform makes it feel cringe when someone is just some guy, like is that the best you got? But not on tumblr, everyone is just some guy and thats how it should be.

pussy so hot she put grill marks on my dick

Oh my god do not reblog this post if you are actually horny. What is wrong with you

sorry cant hang out. too scared

google "what do british people call whipped cream"

y'all want some fumking cat?

yes

This is what being over 25 on this website feels like

Hmm, I’m thinking about unleashing third impact

noooo haha don’t unleash third impact you’re so funny king ;)

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

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