🌙 Nikita 🌙

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

This makes me so happy @soulpantheism

what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

they beat jesus with that

I don't even know how to feel about these

Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.

This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"

people still think you become rich ??? from working hard?????? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

listen, bc i am seeing this in non-robo circles now, you all have to understand the sheer confidence mangalho had here. Rung is an original transformer character written by James Roberts aka the guy who replied with “what?”. He’s also been called his self-insert. so you know, imagine you tweeting abt wanting to snort someone’s pussy dust, and the creator of that character wants to know what the fuck is up with you. and instead of going oops sorry! you stare back into his eyes and tell him to read

This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn't have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet to start with