yet not all unavailing were the spells of felagund

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

robin hobb increases fitz's and therefore my suffering exponentially each book but she also increases the sickeningly fucked levels of faggotry at a proportionate rate. so we stay locked in uneasy checkmate

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers to me. does anyone else feel this

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

worst part everrrrr of being a girl character enjoyer is trying to find enjoyerposts but then it's all "it's so fucked that no one likes The Character and everyone's stupid and evil cause they overlook her for the popular blokes" and no actual The Character posting. 1. you're killing our girl's PR, if you vocally hate everyone who likes the more popular stuff then you're not gonna persuade any of them and no one will want to touch The Character with a ten foot pole because they think her fanclub wants to beat them with hammers, 2. you're still not actually talking about her I'm going to scream and cry