yet not all unavailing were the spells of felagund

multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers to me. does anyone else feel this

when humans first discovered jacking off theu probably had to put things on hold for a while, like maybe there was a week where nothing got done. people probably died

-Bilbo Baggins at his 111th birthday party.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

worst part everrrrr of being a girl character enjoyer is trying to find enjoyerposts but then it's all "it's so fucked that no one likes The Character and everyone's stupid and evil cause they overlook her for the popular blokes" and no actual The Character posting. 1. you're killing our girl's PR, if you vocally hate everyone who likes the more popular stuff then you're not gonna persuade any of them and no one will want to touch The Character with a ten foot pole because they think her fanclub wants to beat them with hammers, 2. you're still not actually talking about her I'm going to scream and cry

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"