Ai! a balrog!

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

'here's a real hear me out' >>posts world's most conventionally attractive piece of machinery

i'm not a greek mythology person whatsoever so none of this is as personal to me as it is to some of you. but the biggest thing for me about the new odyssey movie is that christopher nolan cast that movie like he just learned about actors for the first time

Hate that the term "post-nut clarity" gets applied to guilt and shame people feel after watching porn or having sex. These feelings aren't any more real or reasonable that the horniness was. You don't have clarity, you're just not horny anymore and grew up in a culture that told you to be ashamed of sex and masturbation.

no no, I know what you're thinking but it's actually amazingly great, keep watching.

Oh wow did not see that coming

The kind of public service announcements humans SHOULD be watching.

Happy disability pride month

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it