A Blog About Nothing

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.

I was born an identical twin shortly after 911, my mum is CONVINCED me and my sister are the twin towers reincarnate

HUH

#everyone including me is so obsessed with cartoons having plots and character arcs that we’ve forgotten animation’s roots: #what if some animal guy was a huge cunt

I'm selling analogue NFTs. For ten American dollars I'll draw you a fun little stick person doodle and mail you a certificate that says it's yours.

.... alright I guess I'm doin this

Update: I have drawn the stick man

My first token. I'm sure this will be worth millions in the years to come.

Everything about this delights me.

‘We Don’t Talk About Bruno’ is so funny because it’s kind of functionally the opposite of a villain song: not an evil person singing about how rad they are, but a bunch of characters performing a diss track for a guy who didn’t do anything wrong

Even if Disney hasn’t featured A Good Old Fashioned Villain Song (a la ‘Be Prepared’ or ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’ etc) in a while, this still proves that a song about a messed up lil dude will always bop

Chris Evans as Gene Kelly is definitely…a choice.

Aparrently he’s producing the film and casted himself…lmfao😂

It’s the way we should’ve never told that man he was attractive/charming. I hate this.

There is nothing in the history of his career that shows he has the range to carry this role. He literally has one good movie where he the leading man (snowpiercer). Those marvel movies he was overshadowed by everyone else🤷🏽‍♀️… it doesn’t look good but if I remember he tap danced as a kid but he’s a white man so it gonna be a ride😂😂

Somebody on twitter said the role should have went to Oscar Isaac and I agree he would have killed tht casting.

I could see a new actor killing it bt to see my man Oscar play it is my dream lol. Cause u do have to be a charming slut to play this role

We don’t really have charming talented people in Hollywood anymore and as much as I love Issac… they can’t keep using him for everything… but the audacity of Evans to think he was qualified for the role cause he tap danced as a kid is funny to me😂

So we all agree this man is out of his mind to do this lol.

Oh absolutely!!! The last movie he produced and directed was a disaster and from the little I’ve seen of Gene Kelly’s work… Chris doesn’t have it at all

And when you’re producing a movie you have to have the sense to know if you’re good for a role or not. Just because you’re producing it doesn’t make you fit to act in it.

I don’t want another yt man with an Oscar. 🙃