O GREAT CREATOR OF BEING

if you’re a centrist then how about you “see both sides” of my nuts

I fuck him for precisely 15 minutes call me the quarter pounder

Sorry

10 years of Shawty Wanna Fuck

next time you encounter something confusing, try using your fan fiction reading device to access websites like "wikipedia" or "miriam webster" to break down those pesky difficult topics. its sorta like a "enemies to lovers" situation, where the scary new knowledge can become your friend - and then you won't look so unflattering when you comment

if Homer Simpson was exposed to top/bottom discourse he would say “mmm… subs” while thinking about a big sandwich. and we should all strive to be more like him in this way

I think "4/5" is the funniest rating you can give the Unabomber Manifesto