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*writing notes* dirk... jake.. hal... being milked... theyre in cow print bikinis.... I see... im going to pass homesmut university i just know it

Karkat after discovering there is literally infinite selfcest possibilities in Dream Bubbles:

If you're taking Dirk, and *you're* taking Jake, then who's flying this plane!?

Anon, you take dirk. Anon, you take jake. And you anon, just be yourself. Together, we truly will be.... Homesmut Confessions!

To make up for everyone mistreating Hal i propose that they should all fuck Hal and make him feel like the most cherished lil guy in the world. Especially dirk he has to put in overtime

crotuna fanfic but its just mituna beating the shit out of cronus until blood splatters everywhere after cronus forces advances on him #fuckcronus #wehatecronus

dirkjake creampies #TONIGHTWEGETAUTI

We as a fandom need more puppy boy dave

i am so sorry but i need jake so bad its not even funny i need that british boy so badomg

imagine Lil Hal on the bed while you're biting and pulling all of his wire and then he let out robotic whimpers telling to continue while you're between his thighs. How crazy it would be

roxy and hal!!!!!!!!!!!!! she wants that robot!!!! roxy sexting him the most perverted depraved fantasies and making him realize he wants her too... he wants her to give him some relief <333

would it cancel out if i had sex with kankri since we're both asexuals? much to think about

alpha dave 👍