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i got sent like homesmut pee cosplays once. i still have those videos

i could fix ult dirk by pegging him i think

Just wanna say I'm glad the Homestuck community is thriving when it comes to fucking while in cosplay- y'all slutty slutty little freaks and I wish you the best. Especially you, Erikarsol threewayers. You're living the dream.

You just KNOW that Dirk is getting passed around like a blunt by the rest of the cast, like anytime there's a party or w/e that man is getting USED.

what if limes got culled because the condesce was jelly of how hot they were. No way could there be any troll with better curves than her, and if male limes got caught in the crossfire that was not her problem.

i just know kankri is fucking hung imagine a 12 inch candy red bulge on him its just perfect its just that he tucks it in franatically so that it isnt visible in his absurd leggings. because its triggering for those that dont have big bulges. of course.

i didn't read this but my irl who isn't even a homestuck fan read a davekat fanfic where karkat was ftm and dave fingered him with 4 fingers and it became our inside joke

IM SO FUCKING STUPID THANKS FOR NOT OUTING ME LOL ALSO UR FANFICTION IS FUCKING FIRE -🍭🦝

i forgot to add my annon tag in the dirk collar and leash one 😢😢 okah bye

With all of the buckets stuff and the way Alternia was, I imagine that masturbation is something that was WAY not allowed because it was seen as like,,, wasting genetic material so to most trolls it would be unthinkable. So it makes me think abt the trolls on Earth C (meaning Kanaya, Karkat, Terezi, (Sollux and Aradia I guess??)) learning that masturbation is ok and it's not a selfish or wasteful thing to do. Like with Rosemary, Rose guiding Kanaya showing her that its ok to touch herself and then just watching her once she really gets into it,, her whole fist up her nook and her hand squeezing her bulge hard and she cums super hard,, and then after Rose kisses up her whole body and takes her to the bath to clean up and praises her for how well she did. w davekat (and i think I saw this in a karkat/karkat fic or something but I don't remember how much) I think it would start w Karkat looking in the mirror masturbating and pretending it's one of his other selves,, and he is so ashamed that he was masturbating and fantasising about "other people" (himself) that he convinces himself that he just basically cheated on Dave by doing that,,, so he talks to Dave about it and is having a hard time getting the words out but once he finally says what he's trying to say Dave is like "youre... apologising for masturbating??????" and and and ummmmmm idk I forgot but yeah

there's a new nymph lady (religious figure/historically significant king under the mountain trope i think) in hsbc and im sucking whatever she's got sapphic style. stupid style. sapphicly

maybe im fake as fuck but i really do not care about sugar daddy grandpa harley at all. I can see him spoiling bro but i think theyre both independent. Just let them fuck like rabbits

davekat threesome with meat!kar, candy!kar and davebot. meat karkat is humping davebots leg while candy karkat is chewing on his wires. this will be the bestest of sex in they whollee life

this fandom is tragically devoid of rosefef. them stretching the limits of their imaginations in dreambubble sex putting on a show for the horrorterrors, like growing extra mouths and octopus beaks to bite each other with. rose is rattled afterwards but fef switches on puppydog mode and talks her down to reality. fuck yeah scary squiddle girls... (jadefef is good too but i don't see jade being as enthusiastic as rose)