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Jisung: i run from the cops every now and then

Hoshi: Uh... why?

Woozi: So I'm not the only one whose sad

Chan: Being louder doesn't make you right

Han: Yes but it makes me not hear him being wrong

S.Coups: Bad news?

Dino: Jeonghan lost his bag

S.Coups: Good news?

Seungkwan: can dino read?

Scoups:

Scoups: Hoshi, please read this to dino for me...

Seungkwan: can Hoshi read?

Scoups:

Felix: Just a Father's Day card for the best dad in Korea.

JYP: Aww, Felix, that's so sweet-

Jisung: no, mine is longer!

Seungmin: I think they are the same length

Felix: let's just put them next to each other and then we can see which one is longer

Minho: *enters the room* what are you guys doing shit again?

Jisung: see? My scarf is longer!

Hyunjae: just realized that "never" is the contraction of "not ever"

Younghoon: and "blush" is the contraction of "blood rush"

Eric: and "studying" is the contraction of "student dying"

[read by all at 9:47pm.]

Markhyuck, holding knife: Hyung, please help US

Yuta, staring at both of them: I would've have done it better.

Mark: What do you mean?

Yuta: It's too messy. It would take a lot of time to clear up the evidence.

Haechan: What?

Yuta: Yeah, I'm not helping with that but call me if you need help in disposing off the body. I know a great place.

*leaves markhyuck horror struck.*

Johnny, getting up: Man! That was scary

Mark: How did he know so much about murder?

Haechan: I'm never messing with him again.

*In the living room.*

Taeil: So, did you get them?"

Yuta: Yeah! Thanks for the heads up.

Taeil: No problem

Yuta: Those idiots think that their prank would even work when an empty bottle of ketchup was sitting on the counter and their so-called-dead-body was trying so hard not to laugh.

*Heards Jungwoo screaming in the kitchen.*

Doyoung: Looks like they finally got someone.

Hyunjin: Okay.

Han: Yeah, we'll be back by five.

Han: Here you go.

Chan: Why are you giving me a bag of powder?

Hyunjin: You asked for coke.

Han: We got it for you.

Chan: I MEANT THE SODA WHA...HOW..WHAT... HOW DID YOU GET THIS?

Han: I know a guy…

Chan: What guy???

Han: Jeongin.

Chan: WHAAT?? Take it back and tell Jeongin to get his ass over here!!!

Minho: No, you gotta flush it.

Felix: Can I keep it?

Chan: Absolutely not!!! I think I'm having heart palpitations.

Hyunjin: *whispers* Should we tell him it's just powdered sugar now?

Han: *whispers back* Not yet, it's entertaining.

Han: Hey Felix bet you can't swallow it all.

Felix: Bet.

Scoups: Dino, get this horrible monster out of the house.

Dino: oh okay

Mingyu: walking fast

Mingyu:

Sangyeon: I don't have a son

Kidnapper: then who's this kid that keeps on the screaming and jumping and tells me in a weird way to call someone named Sangyeon

Sangyeon: oh yeah. you have Eric

Kidnapper: please take him back, he. won't. stop. screaming

*Eric's screaming noises in the background*

Ten: no.

Kun: oh. i guess there's no point in making dinner for you too, then.

Seventeen: Dont do it..

Jun: