like hellsitegenetics but for mcyt posts

this is a really unhinged ask but my friend and i are having a really unhinged conversation right now and you're the only jschlatt expert i follow. i hate calling you that but i feel as if its applicable. anyway if there was going to be a mpregnancy between jschlatt and lin manual miranda who would be mpregged. i think the awnser is obviously lmm but i feel like you should weigh into this somehow. sorry to ask you this but the people must know. thanks

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all mcyt shipping discourse now is so lame because nothing can live up to Do. Not. Make. Gay. Posts. About. Them.

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Honestly being a secret SchlattBur shipper feels like being in the closet, if I were to out myself i'd experience as much oppression and hatred as the LGBTQIA+ Community (Or even more).

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Well... That was pretty easy. Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from Hermitcraft? And the day I said I was running? (An election that I won, by the way.) I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of Hermitcraft in the eyes and I said 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the Mayor of Hermitcraft, the EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY! IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP! OF MUMBO JUMBO AND GRIAN!

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i made this post during the last few days of a manic episode in which i was having delusions about jack manifold, gerard way, and myself being reincarnations of joan of arc’s fractured soul and during a period of time in which i was self isolating for months in my apartment and hadn’t spoken to anyone or left my room in a week due to “preparing” for the second coming of christ. to this day i have never made a better tumblr post ​and i will hopefully never be able to recreate the conditions that made this post possible. this is my magnum opus ​and i hope you all continue to enjoy it

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dream smp boys react to you having a tapeworm

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