I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kissa u

lova and embracea u

hava…….. crush on u

mario i don’t feel the same

get that mug off my breakfast

This is the best post I ever seen on tumblr.

“Show me how fast you can decompose” is the most metal pick up line I have heard in a while.

I had no idea there were transgender Pikachus.  XD

Reblog if u love and support her!

what? :o explain pls i dont watch pokemon 

Pokemon have physical differences between male and female. Pikachu is far less subtle in its gender differences. Females have a heart shape tip to their tail, while males have that v shape.

Anyway here’s trans Pikachu.

Reblog to support trans Pikachu and how happy she is about her new gender-affirming tail

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

need this x

are you a criminal top, a brain vers or an athlete bottom.

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt