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Also au with hybrid piglin!techno not realizing for his whole life that his pack instincts make it so that he’s kinda wired to sleep beside others in order to get Actual Rest so he’s used to being constantly more or less sleep deprived or just constantly sleeping in late to try and feel rested, and only after one night where tommy refuses to sleep alone after a nightmare does techno realize that maybe there’s some sort of habit he should be changing here

Techno, waking up with Tommy’s foot kicking him in the gut but also still feeling more well rested than he’s ever been in his entire life: ok something is going on here what is this why do i feel perfectly refreshed i thought that was a made up thing like taxes

Why do horror game protagonists always buy the worst flashlights? A flashlight that can kill a Dracula is like 20 bucks. Why are you grabbing grandma's old flashlight with a dying bulb from 1992 and going into the woods at night?

i've seen exactly one game actually have an explanation, that being INFRA, where iirc everyone acknowledges the flashlight is shit, and the company the protag works for ordered new ones but they didn't arrive yet at the time the game starts out

Adding "not buying shit my boss should have got me months ago" to the lists of valid reasons to go into a wicked forest with a shitty flash light.

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

Gonna want the sound on for this one boys

One of the all-time great videos.

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

big fan of characters who look cool and tough and stoic but only because theyre internally thinking "fuckkk what do i say. how do i make friends. they didnt teach me how to do that in sword school."

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

I want it

quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

As a common witness of Sea Lions I can assure you that they would very much play out these scenes; they are extremely dramatic creatures

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason